Core Science: B
Additional science: B
Maths: C
English language: C
English literature: D
ICT: pass: C
Religious education: C
Citizenship: B
French: E
Product design: E
Ok, so today i visited a market. There was an unusual shop there selling exotic sauces. Some of which as i later found out are the hottest sauces available.
Now, i adore spicy food so i like a reckless idiot buy the hottest sauce i can find, which they rate as being "Heat level 10+++". It is indeed the hottest sauce in the shop.
I get home and am eager to try the thing which has deafeted many because of it's unbearable heat ... i take off the lid and sniff the sauce,...
So there we are, visiting my granny. we have taken her out to a small reasturant in cheddar, there she is talking about someone who knocked on her door to sell her somthing and we're just going along with it. Putting in a small comment on occasion to make it look like the story is interesting.
Well as it turnes out, the guy who knocked on her door was using an awful lot of "corperate jargon" so Gran didn't have a clue what he was on about, which as you can imagine really irritated...