Posted 11-09-2009 at 01:49 PM byshaman Updated 11-09-2009 at 01:56 PM byshaman
The stove blew up today.
There i was minding my own business, when suddenly i hear my mum walk into the kitchen, then i hear the words.
"I think we have a problem here".
Of course this aroused my concern, but it was nothing compared to the audiable "WHOOSH" that came later and dozens of swears coming from the kitchen. I go out, the kitchen is full. of. smoke (as is the hallway) and a damp teatowel lies on the grill pan alongside a few blackened sausages,...
Posted 10-28-2009 at 03:34 PM byshaman Updated 10-28-2009 at 03:36 PM byshaman
Oh btw, in other news the hotel seems to have abandoned my application.
Today's news.
So i go to ju jitsu, same old same old. Grading is coming up so i am particullarly zealous tonight. I have made friends with a new guy, a guy who happens to be built like a brick shit house.
So we finnish the warm - up exercise and the the instructor tells us to get into pairs - since this guy is quite good at jitsu (not to mention very friendly) we go together. I am...
Posted 09-28-2009 at 06:51 AM byshaman Updated 09-28-2009 at 06:55 AM byshaman
Well well well, i thought i was totally fucked, but according to a foreign man who approached me and some friends today, we can be saved by Jesus
Yeah i was pretty skeptical at first, but according to this man His friends didn't heed his warning and are now in hell shouting:
"Help i've been here for TWO BILLION YEARS,(yes he did indeed say that) give me one second of peace"!!
It was all going swimmingly untill somone i know began thorwing almost unblockable...
Posted 09-26-2009 at 02:12 PM byshaman Updated 10-06-2009 at 11:51 AM byshaman
Now i am only hours away from drsssing up in an ancient night - shirt, putting on make up and making my hair look as though i have been electrocuted.
The reason? My buggering friend succeeded in recruiting me into an amateur dramatic musical of "Dracula", where i shall play a maniac known as "Boris Renfeild", Who bursts into song at rather inappropriate moments whenever someone mentions the name of a place he's been.
Tomorrow i the first dress rehersal and the show...