Anyone who can tell me what it is and where its from gets +rep.

Anyone who gives half an answer gets -rep.

Ever notice how some things seem a little...different at 5am?

How little bumps and creaks seem to be slightly...louder?

How the chavs outside your window seem a little more...menacing?

How the way the world works seems a little...simpler?

How ideas you would never consider in a million years suddenly seems like a fantastic solution?

For the last year I have been, rather unhealthily, going to bed at the very late hour of dawn...

Norton didn't find anything, PREVX2.0 didn't find anything but after checking my srsly ill computer with Uniblue it appears I have no less than three hundred and fifty viruses on my computer, no I haven't been indulging in porn and I very rarely visit any site which is not this, youtube, wowwiki or wikipedia. I don't care how it got there all I want advice on is how I can get it off.

PS: I am broke and probably will be for a long time so no 'LOL BUY A NEW VIRUS SCANNER RETARD' plz....

You may have your settings so only people on your friends list can .

Of course if you lot already knew this then I epic fail.

I am ill.

I have been ill for three weeks now.

I have done a load of A level exams while ill.

I haven't yet chucked up but have felt like doing so every hour of every day for three weeks.

I hate being ill.

Well my reputation is now over 50, making me much more reputable than most people on this forum who post more than me and for some strange reason Alcar.

I knew this wouldn't work.

I am currently amused.