I just shit myself in the kitchen.

UPDATE: I think I'm recovering, I haven't had it since yesterday afternoon and slept for fourteen hours last night.

Anyone else ever had that awful feeling when you wake up and realise it's dark outside your window?

Yes, it means I had to get up early because my couselling session was at 9 a.m. again.

I shit myself just reading the title.

Rapid loss of water and essential salts from the system. Like flushing the fuel and oil out of a car: it won't work any more.

whoa dude thats gross and freakin funny hope u get better

God, yes. As I told everyone on Live that I could last week, I had stomach flu. One weekend of my body pumping every bit of sweat, bile, piss and shit out as quickly as it could.

The one question that hasn't been answered is who had to clean up the mess and how.

That begs the question: has it been cleaned up at all?

BM: I may never forgive you for that mental image.

BM? Bowel Movement?

The three guys cleaned it up and vowed never to tell anyone about it.

I was told this very loudly at 2am by one in the corridor outside everyone's rooms while he was utterly pissed.

And Alcar, acute diarrhea is where it comes quickly and it goes quickly .

God, this is probably the funniest, single most entertaining blog entry of the year.

Sorry about your little accident, though.

They vowed never to tell. How honourable of them. Do they know you put it up on the Internet anyway?

you should have said "pull my finger" to somone before you had you little accident.

... You shat yourself on my birthday!