I've been invited to a party.
Oh my God, tonight I've been invited to a party. A Drunken teen party, sex drugs and rock and roll... meh, love isn't a competition though, so despite all my friends egging me on saying I have more chances than them and I'll meet a chick in that modern way that people meet chicks (They dropped in the girl I like's name, Ruby, to try and get me to go.) But, I thought that I would leave, saying you can have it all, because frankly I would rather stay at home and watch Film 2008 with Jonathan Ross... now don't I feel stupid.