Seme or Uke?

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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Wouldn't we make a pair, Ghost?

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Heh. I guess that's a decent enough examination of me, but what fuck is with the compatibility to flamers? That's just morbid.

You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.


Hey Used, wanna get together some time?

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Oh my. I don't think I could have ever really got a proper representation. I doubt there's a middle ground between seme and uke in the quiz

Alcar...

Well, in yaoi Uke and Seme almost always have their bottom and top, respectively. IRL, as you and I both know, this tends to reverse more. I believe the quiz focuses more on personality than actual sexual preference. Strangely enough, this thing sorta nailed me, looking through the profiles I think I am closest to Chibi. WHY THE FUCK AM I OVER ANALYZING THIS

I don't know... You scream Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Alcar...

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

This fits. I expected more Innocent or Clueless, but I suppose my myriad machinations twisted that result. That guy actually looks like me, only in a more comfortable sitting position and less glass in his feet. What the hell are ukes and semes?

Seme = Attacker
Uke = Defender.

Basically in gay partnerships, the Seme is the banger or Licker, and the Uke is the bangee or the Lickee.

I just realised how androgynous the illustrations are.

Yeah, pretty much. It's another Japanese slang thing that's spread across the internet.

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here

Heh..

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Man... This really isn't THAT accurate...


You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Almost everyone has gotten the tricky bastards. (Except T-nex, you wonderful person, you.) Figures.

Also, Ghost...
What's with teenage girls liking to see boys-that-look-like-girls have sex with other boys-that-look-like-girls?

I dunno. It's hot?

But if they look like girls, isn't it essentially Yuri with no boobs and cocks? And then Yuri would be Yaoi with boobs and no cocks! I am so fucking confused.

Well, they don't really look like girls. I mean, to normal people, they might, but onna otaku can tell the difference between the way they're drawn and their mannerisms and stuff. Basically, it's the equivalent of watch two Brad Pitts make out in front of you. It's hot.

I am quite weirded out by that Quiz

NVM COCKS

I second that.

When you mentioned 'Uke' in the title, I thought I was in for some video musical ukelele action. Damn you.

And to please, I did the quiz.

You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

GAIZE THIS TEST WAS RITE OLOLOLOL.

In conclusion: we're all manipulative and/or deceptive bastards.

Is our similar nature here on OWF because those who like Oddworld tend to have our traits, or that only those like us actually remain on OWF? Taking into account the fact that we use the Internet in this way at all, of course.

I'm more inclined to suggest it is the latter.

I'm inclined to agree with you.

I got clueless uke O.o;, but...I know all these perverted things yet I have this dopeyness, I don't get it D8.

....Nyahahaha - /Fiddles with the test.

BM, but there is actually a small percentage that's small and innocent... Like me!

No but seriously.. That result was a bit wrong. I'm not THAT fragile and I DO go well with a sadistic Seme <.<(If I was a guy that is).