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Posted 10-02-2008 at 06:15 PM by Venks
Updated 05-15-2019 at 06:26 AM by Venks
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Can you play an instrument?
Posted 10-02-2008 at 10:49 PM by Bullet Magnet

T-nex's Avatar
*describes a cyberlicious, pornographic scene*
Posted 10-03-2008 at 01:12 AM by T-nex

Wil's Avatar
You're such a stud.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 04:08 AM by Wil

Wings of Fire's Avatar
/BM/ delivers.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 05:11 AM by Wings of Fire

Bring a Wii.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 05:32 AM by Nemo

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar

...Aaaand I dunno, just uhh.../Explodes, virgin cannot answer. Or google ideas, google has everything.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 07:43 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

I always thought you were a girl. Weird.

Umm, I think how those things generally work out is that one girl receives, and the other girl is the sacrifice. So I wouldn't worry as much about what "buttons" to press, more about where the "soft points of her flesh" are.

Honestly, I have no idea how to go about having a threesome.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 11:17 AM by Kimon

Laser's Avatar
Ask your Girlfriend if she is interested in a 3some, then ask the other girl and voila!

Note: This is advice from someone who hasn't ever had a girlfriend so far or even kissed one
Posted 10-03-2008 at 02:30 PM by Laser

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Ask your Girlfriend if she is interested in a 3some, then ask the other girl and voila!

Note: This is advice from someone who hasn't ever had a girlfriend so far or even kissed one
Boyfriend, Venks has a boyfriend.Kinda...

And I'm pretty sure he's asked him already otherwise he wouldn't be asking our opinions on how to entertain them both.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 03:10 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
How the hell has everyone gotten "it's a threesome in the sexual sense" from that? I can glean no sexual language whatsoever. Do people go out of their way to ensure that their message is not adequately conveyed by way of a cunning misuse of language?
Posted 10-03-2008 at 08:52 PM by Bullet Magnet

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Do people go out of their way to ensure that their message is not adequately conveyed by way of a cunning misuse of language?
Well I prefer to be far more blunt, but that doesn't work on a forum where some of my younger friends reside. I can't talk about ******* a ***** in her ***. So instead I say having a rather intriguing time with a not very well respected woman and her derrière.
Posted 10-03-2008 at 10:25 PM by Venks

Laser's Avatar
Fuck, I forgot you have a boyfriend you call a girlfriend

/facepalm
Posted 10-04-2008 at 01:31 AM by Laser

Alcar's Avatar
Now I'm royally confused.

Alcar...
Posted 10-04-2008 at 06:01 AM by Alcar

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
His girlfriend/boyfriend is a gay mans stuck in a womans and he wants a threesome, easier?
Posted 10-04-2008 at 06:07 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

mitsur's Avatar
Tequila should work just fine.
Posted 10-04-2008 at 01:33 PM by mitsur

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
SPITROOOAAAAAST
...Actually that sounds sore, don't fire her up D8.
Posted 10-08-2008 at 08:19 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

 

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