I'll give you fifty bucks if

That horrific and ghoulish figure appears to be partially submerged. I thought that couldn’t happen.

That is an awesome sign though. Thirty quid won’t cover. You’d have to pay off my student debts.Several thousand pounds, and I’ve only done one of at least four years.

I went into this blog expecting a sexual request.

What I received instead was a picture of pure win.

I knew Edvard Munch's Scream was damaged, but not that bad...

I think this sign is very explanitory though. What its saying is that swimming in the Dead Sea will cause your eyes will melt, your hair will fall out, and your fingers will merge together into some sort of mitten.
Oh, and the water's very salty.

Rules for the Dead Sea:
1) Don't let any water near your mouth
2) NOT NEAR YOUR EYES!
3) You may want to hesitate if you've got any cuts or scratches. They'll hurt like buggery.
4) If you don't think you have any cuts or scratches, you're wrong. You'll find random bits of skin stinging for no reason.
5) Really, REALLY don't try urinating in the water. A stinging urethra is not a fun way to spend the rest of your day.


Trust me, I've been in the Dead Sea a few times.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I went into the Dead Sea with shaved legs AND a blister on my foot. It was like a fricking pain factory.