For Wil

I've read conflicting studies saying it increases genital size and performance.

Dear god people loosing memory at those ages? Who would have thought? What an idiotic research.

Just eat meat you pansies!

This must explain why I'm an idiot.

The lack of nutrition in the nothing-with-a-soul diet confuses me. Where do the animals get their nutrients from?

I can only assume that they concentrate it from their own diet, meaning that so long as Wil totally gorges himself and eats phytoplankton all day long he should be okay.

Scientists are yet to prove that bigger brains are any more effective than smaller ones. Female brains are smaller than male ones, on average, but they don't score significantly different in IQ tests.

And, frankly, vegans have the best-tasting semen. Or so I'm told.

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A slightly smaller brain is a small price to pay for increased health and longevity.

I heard somewhere that a bigger brain makes the person become less emotional...

Is that why all those Green Peace people are outraged so easily?