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The Creation of the World After 7 Days

Posted 09-12-2008 at 07:54 AM by Havoc
After his day off, day 7, god decided to get off his lazy ass to check on the planet he had created. He decided things were going a little too good down there.

So, on day 8, god created the Problem.

God had intended to reverse his creation after a while, but had forgotten all about the creation of the Problem.

So, on day 16, god had forgotten the Problem.

And on day 17, god had still not created the Solution.

And here we are.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Posted 09-12-2008 at 11:43 AM by Bullet Magnet

Leto's Avatar
I'm pretty sure there has been more than 17 days during the course of our entire existence
Posted 09-12-2008 at 01:10 PM by Leto

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I'm pretty sure there has been more than FUCK YOU
Posted 09-12-2008 at 01:19 PM by Mac Sirloin

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Where do Lucifer, Jesus, Micheal, Gabriel, Raphael, The Beast, Abraham, Moses, Solomon, Cain, Abel, Seth, Peter, The Spanish Inquisition, Richard the Lionheart, Mel Gibson, L. Ron Hubbard, Margaret Thatcher, Charlton Heston and Joseph Smith fit into this satire then?
Posted 09-12-2008 at 02:13 PM by Wings of Fire
Updated 09-12-2008 at 04:05 PM by Wings of Fire

Havoc's Avatar
Well, Lucifer was a problem. Cain and Abel had problems... Seth was a problem. The Spanish Inquisition was huge problem and Mel Gibson is the biggest problem of all.

I mean, if only god would have taken the time to create the Solution.
Posted 09-12-2008 at 04:00 PM by Havoc

 

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