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I got a trojan.

Posted 09-01-2008 at 04:30 AM by Nemo
Updated 09-01-2008 at 05:06 AM by Nemo
Or so I thought.

Google "Trojan horse FakeAlert.AO," and you'll see what I have.


ADAWAAAAAAARE!

For those of you who don't know what Adaware does:

THE TROJANS HAVE BROKEN THROUGH! BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES, RETREAT, FALL BACK, TO THE KEEP! BUT WAIT! IT'S THE FIRST LIGHT OF THE FIFTH DAY! LOOK, TO THE EAST, IT'S OUR PRODUCTS! THEY'LL SAVE US, for a price...
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Nate's Avatar
Just about everyone I know has gotten a trojan in the last month. It's odd; there's usually something in the news when a particularly bad virus is going around. This time everyone seems to be keeping mum.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 05:37 AM by Nate

I didn't get a -real- trojan. I got a virus that causes pop-ups saying that I have a trojan, and that these people can magically make it go away, for a price...


So instead, I trusted my current means of fighting off viruses.

Voodoo witch doctors.
Luckily, I had a spare dead chicken.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 06:46 AM by Nemo

used:)'s Avatar
That reminds me, I need to do a scan at some point today.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 07:53 AM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I have a virus that is so new that not only was it first seen today BUT my existing virus scanners cannot kill it, only contain it and when I search on google I get nothing but Japanese webpages.

Beat that.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 08:11 AM by Wings of Fire

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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I have a virus that is so new that not only was it first seen today BUT my existing virus scanners cannot kill it, only contain it and when I search on google I get nothing but Japanese webpages.

Beat that.
I had a REAL virus which forced me to use Olbas to unblock my nose.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 08:46 AM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
News report: After trying to kill it for two hours with all my virus scanners blazing I left it on its own for fifteen minutes and came back to find it had killed itself.

WINRAR
Posted 09-01-2008 at 09:11 AM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Where's the condom jokes? Goddamn you guys are slow.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 11:27 AM by Mac Sirloin

Rex Tirano's Avatar
I got milk.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 11:41 AM by Rex Tirano

Laser's Avatar
I enjoy shoving viruses up my anus.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 12:21 PM by Laser
Updated 09-01-2008 at 08:32 PM by Nemo

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Laser, edit that before you get consequenced.
Posted 09-01-2008 at 01:58 PM by Mac Sirloin

Wil's Avatar
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WINRAR
WinRar > WinZip
Posted 09-02-2008 at 03:29 AM by Wil

abe619's Avatar
get nod 32 the best of the best , hope that helps.
Posted 09-02-2008 at 11:57 AM by abe619

Nate's Avatar
Yeah, I've heard good things about NOD32. We're buying it at work.
It's Australian too, which makes us feel happy
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I didn't get a -real- trojan. I got a virus that causes pop-ups saying that I have a trojan, and that these people can magically make it go away, for a price...
Yeah, that's what happened for us too, although one case said there was spyware rather than a trojan.

I just spent most of today reinstalling Windows on a computer of someone who attempted to remove the trojan themselves instead of calling in someone who knew what they were doing. Dang.
Posted 09-03-2008 at 04:02 AM by Nate

 

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