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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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:o Oh, those sick mother fu... (WARNING! TRAUMATIZING CONTENT!)

Posted 09-16-2007 at 04:50 PM by scrab queen
WARNING: THIS MESSSED UP POST CONTAINS A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, AND WILL LIKELY STAY IN YOUR BRAIN FOR THE GOOD PART OF A YEAR. I'M SERIOUS.




OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE!!

They are sick. The lot of them. GOD. The sick, sick fangirls. WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS DO TO YOU!!!




Guess what I just found while on a late night search for good fanfiction? Gay text porn. BY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS!!! *narrows eyes* INUTAISHO DID NOT RAPE HIS SONS!! AND KOGA IS NOT GAY!!

It's fucked up. And what's even more fucked up? The fact that some of those people support the idea of lex getting banged by a predator. I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I mean, sure he was a bit of a softie(and that's what made the movie suck) But there is NO WAY IN HELL THAT AN HONORABLE YAUTJA WOUD EVEN CONSIDER AN ATTATCHMENT TO A HUMAN!! fuck dude.

I can't even look at a predator without cringing now.

It fucked me up dude.

And now I think my eyes are bleeding.




something to soften the blow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKAe77OXaMQ&NR=1


I know everybody's seen it, but this person edited it to make it look like the spartan was a guy (he cut out the parts that showed it as a girl) and therefore, masterchief. I THANK THIS PERSON TIMES A MILLION!! I was so freakin' tired of the gay ending.
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Welcome to the MF internets, get used to it.

And don't worry, those 13 year old girls were evidently the result of inbreeding.
Posted 09-16-2007 at 05:47 PM by Mac Sirloin

 

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