BABBLEBABBLEBABBLE...

JESUS CHRIST I'M GOING INSANE!!! ("Yeah, like we didn't know already...") Shutup imaginary comments.

Lessee, BLARG, HONK, BLARGBLARGHONK!
*laughs like a mainiac*

*sigh* I think I've hit the bottom here. So untill everyone forgets how much I suck and how annoying I was, I'll just be a link shark on the blogs. In real life i'm not this annoying. In fact, I have many more adult friends than people close to my own age. So, uh, yeah.

And I'm pretty much moving my art here. (I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ASSHOLEISH KASTERE!!!) *phew, got that off me...*

FOR THE CONSTANT TL:DR PEOPLE, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART, CAUSE IT'S JUST ME BITCHING ABOUT STUFF

I hate being in the bible belt. Nobody even says 'kickass' out here. And the girls don't play video games, and that's pretty much the only thing I can talk about without using big words they don't understand (like for instance: numonultramicroscopicsilocovokaniosis). And if I ever get onto a gamer's forum, I never have enough social skills to hold my own, so I end up being the noob cause I don't know anything, and i'm x-boxliveless untill christmas. *sigh* I hate being broke.

My fanfiction is reeealy starting to suck. It's mostly about dragons, and I decided to drag inuyasha into there, and now i'm just running in circles trying to not skip long periods of time while staying with the original storyline. I realized that when I start dragging halo, metroid, and alienvsprdator, It would turn into a really cheap knockoff fic. I mean, It started off well (it's the legendary beta thread that noone replied to), but it started to lack anything, and it morphed into a half finished pile of crap. I still want to do the mixy thingy (seriously, nobody's done that knid of mix yet, and it has to be done. It's awesome), but I'm gonna have to wait untill I have more free time.


TL:DR PEOPLE CAN START AGAIN


In the mean time, I'm trying to find some animation programs so I can get this animated series off the ground.

Does anyone know where I can get a free flash program? Or at least a chiptune composer. I have way too much creative stuff in my brain, and I can't do anything with FREAKIN' PAINT *pant* Photoshop maybe?


Good news! I finally got an image of the scrab queen on paper. It sucks, I know. All my art has taken on a sucky quality...

I couldn't decide which colors I could use, and a bad habit of drawing snakes with intense colored stripes provoked me to make this eye piercing combo. And, I might do some more OWF art. Nobody said anything about the first one I made because they were too busy getting thier brains melted by my horrendus writing piece. I re-post it now for further brain melting, as I go through painful realizations of my fangirl ness.
Like always, if you want to be featured in it, just tell me what you want to look like.

character identifications:

Up in the vent is el'scrabino, operating the bikini cannon. He looks the way he does because he hasn't replied to my question on how he would like to look.

Speedy the scrab is kicking around houston's morphball. Havoc is being chased by a posessed abe16 and crocomire hunter, and speedy the ripper is cutting metroids in half.

The pile of mangled mush in front of the stage is metroixer, after getting run through by the ripper.

Snuzi is taking a snuz by the bar, and arxyl's plant is passed out.

of course you all know that's splat at the end of the bar.

Samus and I are watching motherbrain tell her really crappy jokes, and dicussing whether to throw rubber chickens or bricks at her jar.

Kabutroid and kraid are up front, and ridley is behind the bar.

There. Stare in awe at the steaming pile of skunk's shit's shit. Awesome.

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