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NOTICE 05/03/2019 HAPPY PANCAKE DAY

Posted 03-05-2019 at 05:26 AM by Nepsotic
HAPPY PANCAKE DAY. TODAY YOU WILL MAKE PANCAKES.

YOU WILL ARRIVE IN THE KITCHEN BY 6AM READY TO WORK. YOU WILL PRODUCE 40 PANCAKES PER HOUR. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO MAINTAIN THE QUOTA YOU WILL BE PENALIZED.

PANCAKES ARE TO BE PLACED ON THE SERVICE TROLLEY WHICH WILL STOP AT YOUR STATION AT TEN MINUTE INTERVALS.
WHEN THE SHIFT ENDS AT 11PM YOU WILL BE TAKEN. YOU WILL NOT OPEN YOUR EYES UNTIL THE NEXT SHIFT BEGINS. HAVE A GREAT DAY.



14:16 Update:
QUICKLY! THE HOURLY PANCAKE QUOTA HAS BEEN INCREASED TO 60 PANCAKES!! WORK FASTER, MAKE THE PANCAKES! To quell its insatiable hunger
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MA's Avatar
pancakes pancakes gotta make pancakes pancakes pancakes gotta make pancakes
Posted 03-05-2019 at 07:35 AM by MA

Oddey's Avatar
I just want to say that I read MA's post in Carl's voice.

Gotta make frikkin' pehnkehks.
Posted 03-05-2019 at 09:15 AM by Oddey

MA's Avatar
lmao

i like how Carl is stood next to my posts, looking sassy, backing up the stupid shit i say.
Posted 03-05-2019 at 09:43 AM by MA

 






 
 
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