AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Can't touch this..duh duh dundun, dudun, dumdum...GO sprited song parodies! I think king ridley is awesome, alongside kabutroid.
 I seem to be on a roll in terms of being productive. I started a revolution group in my school (NO! not DDR), and all I have to do is get the commitee together to write the official declaration. You can join if you want. Only ages 7-19 are accepted. Here's the first draft: The Declaration Of The Elder Kin When in the course of human development, there comes a time when they separate from that which rules them. The pup wanders from it’s mother in search of better food. Man wanders from his own country in search of knowledge. And so the child of man becomes adult and separates from it’s previous law. Such is the time for our populace. For us to rise up from the forceful hands that shaped us and to take a form of our own. Such is the right of man that they are all born equal; Unfortunately for the kin of man has this gone unheeded. Such is the right of man that they are all born free; For their children has this gone on ignored. All of man, at the start of life, is given a choice: Shelter with it’s own kind, to submit to the overpowering forces of society, or to go out by himself, and to learn as one should, by trial and error. This allowed us to use our knowledge from past mistakes to help us through future problems; This bred intelligence. These were the basic laws of nature, and were handed to man, but they have refused them repeatedly in favor of their laws and customs that will ultimately destroy them. Their children are innocent, and forced to die with them. Unable to break free from those that rule over us, we are forced into the same fate as the tyrants of our lives, doomed to wasted hours spent on grunt work and menial tasks without meaning or merit, our intelligence reduced to that comparable to a bowl of gravy. In this cry for independence we hope to stay the hand that swiftly descends with destructive intent, and to sway the mind of the master, in order to stop the reckless annihilation of the human being as we know it: Through the denial of life, liberty, and the permittance of happiness. Such has been the patient sufferance of these children and half-growns; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former system of social and age ranks. The history of all rulers over the lives of countless children is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having the indirect object the establishment of absolute tyranny over these young, un-spoiled minds. To prove this, let facts be submitted to closed ears and doubtful denying minds. They have deprived us of the human skill of creativeness, denying the ideas that allowed us to learn and forcing their own rigid template upon us. They have deprived us of the freedom of speech, turning deaf ears to our suggestions. They have passed down the unfortunate tendency of materialism, creating splits in our alliances and causing us to fight for our place, like a pack of wolves. This is possibly the cruelest of injustices our people have to suffer. They lock us in prison structures for seven hours each day. They force us to do tedious busy work and menial projects under the constant supervision of a slave master. Then every hour they shuffle us around to another holding station, and we have to go back every day. Our talents and interests are ignored for the sake of grades, all having to do with making the tyrants look good. Everything they do is for the benefits of themselves, regardless of how we feel. We, therefore, the representatives of all human kind’s future, by authority of the good people of this society, solemnly publish and declare, That these united children are, and of right ought to be free and independent people; That they are absolved from all allegiances to the adult rule, and that all connection between them and their superiors, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent people, they have full power to self teach, enhance abilities, deal with one’s own problems, spend time however they please, and to do all other acts and things which independent people may of right to do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of common sense, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred 2,750 weeks we have left to live that can’t be wasted any longer on trivial things assigned by our tyrants. Free country…yeah right. So far, I have 29 people signed on the bottom. I really like the description I came up with for school. NOW IS OUR TIME PEOPLE!!! THE ADULTS WILL RULE US NO LONGER!!! WE SHALL PROTEST!! WE WILL DIE WITH HONOR, EVEN AT THE MERCY OF THE WOODEN SPOON!!! WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN INTO PITIFUL SUBMISSION ANY LONGER!!! GIVE ME LIBERTY OR- to hell with it, you know what I mean. This is posibbly the funniest shit I ever saw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOxwFQVDZwk&NR=1 |
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Recent Blog Entries by scrab queen
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