Lost all of my closest friends

I'm sorry.

You should maybe just wait it out. They can't stay mad at you forever, especially since they were so close to you. You should try to reach out to them after some time has passed. Maybe apologize.

I have a friend who was in a similar situation except from the other side. He was really mad for a few days, then he got better and he's still talking to the person he was mad at. Friendships can be fixed.

I have apologized. A lot. To everyone. They've blocked me on all forms of communication as far as I know.

Wow. That sounds a bit... disproportionate. It's a shitty situation and I wish I could help, but it seems like they're hell bent on cutting you off.

Edit: the important thing is that there are still people who care about you

Well, seeing as you have left out the reason why they're mad at you, I cannot understand why they just abandoned you.

Don't worry: I'm still your friend. Be happy.

things just get worse. The one that hasn't blocked me is saying such horrible shit to me I don't know how much more I can goddamn take this

Let's be fair, you might be a terrible friend.

for once, vlam says something non-ironic

It was probably something pretty bad if this is how they're reacting. We can't have sympathy for you when we don't know what it is.

I was dating this one dude in an internet relationship and then fooled around with this girl irl and then broke up with him the next day, then the three of them took turns telling me how I'm the shittiest person ever

That's not even that bad, sounds like they need to get off their fucking high horse.

they keep going off to me about how I'm selfish and never cared about them. After a bit I said enough, and broke off connection with them. It's fucking hard though seeing like, everything that was any of my free time just go away, and having these people I put so much trust in saying what they are.

That's a bit fucking disproportionate, sounds like school playground antics. People do dumb things, I started dating my current girlfriend before I'd broken up with my ex (whom cheated on me and vice versa), even with that we came to a mutually agreeable parting. Life rarely presents you with text book fairytale romance, if you find someone better why shouldn't you pursue that person? Admittedly you went about it very badly and heavy handedly but I'm sure it's nothing a group of normal people couldn't patch up. It's solely between you and your ex, speak to him and him only about it, ask him about how he feels.

If all else fails, vlam is still your friend.

I tried that but he went to our friends. It doesn't matter anymore, I've removed all three of them from my contacts anyway.

Please, god, no.

That's just rude

So is Vlam.

;_;_;_;_;_;_;

Unless you straight up murdered someone, that seems like a pretty shitty response.

Job, I'm your only friend on this planet.