Best Dream Ever

[08:57:41] Nepsotic: Best dream ever
[08:58:12] Nepsotic: First I locked Joe out of my house
[08:59:00 | Edited 09:00:11] Nepsotic: Then I was at some house which was apparently mine and Jay was having a party
[09:01:29] Nepsotic: The place was a total mess right
[09:02:31] Nepsotic: Anyway then I was in my mums car and Emma was driving
[09:02:38] Nepsotic: Idk where mum was
[09:02:50] Nepsotic: She was driving like a nutcase right
[09:03:41] Nepsotic: Proper mental like she was street racing and I was all like slow the fuck down!
[09:04:28] Nepsotic: Eventually she jumped out and I had control of the wheel, but couldn't do it and the car flipped off the road into some trees and I fell out into a field
[09:05:00] Nepsotic: The car was still in the trees and I had to roll out of the way before it crushed me
[09:05:56] Nepsotic: Then mick came down into a field and I got grabbed by this blue hand thing which came out of a hole
[09:06:36] Nepsotic: At some point I heard Emma loling about the whole thing
[09:06:59] Nepsotic: Saying he was like slow the fuck down and all
[09:07:29] Nepsotic: Then I was in some place which was like my old primary school doing a bunch of shit
[09:07:57] Nepsotic: Somehow I had gotten a gig on doctor who as a cast member lol
[09:09:07] Nepsotic: Anyway I was talking to neil degrasse tyson about feminism and why women are totally allowed in stem fields
[09:09:51] Nepsotic: Because he had made a post on Facebook (in my dream) about how he gets a load of shit because he's black
[09:10:57] Nepsotic: Anyway then I saw this person with like, fungus like shit growing all over her face and her skin was falling off
[09:11:04] Nepsotic: And i was like wtf is that
[09:11:16] Nepsotic: And Neil degrasse tyson was like
[09:11:43] Nepsotic: She was touched by a blue hand (I can't remember the actual name of them)
[09:12:47] Nepsotic: Then he said they kill you slowly
[09:13:09] Nepsotic: It takes 40 days and 40 minutes for you to die after you've been touched by one
[09:13:27] Nepsotic: So obviously I was horrified because I had been grabbed by one moments ago
[09:13:42] Nepsotic: So I was like fuck
[09:14:32] Nepsotic: There were some people wearing these really cool masks that was basically keeping their face together
[09:15:43] Nepsotic: They all looked different though like one victim had started growing scales all over her face and one of her eyes was really big and black and mishapen
[09:16:14] Nepsotic: Some had like gone furry and white like when a conker goes mouldy
[09:16:25] Nepsotic: It was all really fucked
[09:16:40] Nepsotic: Anyway actually I was with thea
[09:18:16] Nepsotic: For some reason I was with her even though I don't particularly like her. Anyway we rode in an amusement park ride that was like the lazy river only it was going SUPER FAST and kept bashing into stuff out was really fun but also really scary
[09:18:30] Nepsotic: It especially hurt when it bashed into the bus stops
[09:18:42] Nepsotic: I don't know why there were bus stops in the fast lazy river
[09:19:29] Nepsotic: And then she touched me like with an understanding look
[09:19:55] Nepsotic: Because if you touch someone with it that's how you contract the 40 days disease
[09:20:14] Nepsotic: And i was like shit
[09:21:38] Nepsotic: Anyway then I was in stockport with Emma and I saw other Ben across the road and he nodded at me as if to say hi and I winked for some reason
[09:22:28 | Edited 09:22:17] Nepsotic: Then he showed me he'd gotten a tongue piercing with a jewel in it it was super gay
[09:23:02] Nepsotic: Emma was like oh is that Ben
[09:23:32] Nepsotic: I think this is where she was bragging about driving mum's car like a mental case
[09:24:22] Nepsotic: Then I was back in the school thing getting depressed about having 40 days left to live
[09:24:34] Nepsotic: I saw others
[09:24:39] Nepsotic: And i was like NO
[09:24:57] Nepsotic: So I went to the old wise woman
[09:25:00] Nepsotic: And said
[09:25:03] Nepsotic: HELP ME
[09:25:24] Nepsotic: and told her what was wrong, and brought her to a diagram of the blue hand thing
[09:25:49] Nepsotic: And she was like okay we can do something
[09:26:33] Nepsotic: But before that I was walking with some fat middle aged guy by the canal
[09:27:06] Nepsotic: And everything I said he would take offence to and somehow relate it to me making fun of his dog dying
[09:27:33] Nepsotic: I'd had this part of the dream before but last time he had a dog
[09:28:06] Nepsotic: Anyway he jumped down this high place and I was like no i cant jump down there is way too high
[09:28:49] Nepsotic: So I grabbed a big rusty pipe and shimmied round it to drop down onto the sloped cobblestone
[09:28:55] Nepsotic: So I could get down
[09:30:33] Nepsotic: But I was like nope too slippy because it was raining then I tried to get back up and some guy held out his hand but then let go like lol
[09:31:15] Nepsotic: I managed to get up anyway onto the boat (this leads into the fast lazy river scene with Thea)
[09:32:05] Nepsotic: And as we were swept away by the current I laughed at the guy who let me go like lol now you have 40 days left to live and we laughed.
[09:32:41] Nepsotic: Anyway back to the school thing
[09:33:01] Nepsotic: I was in the car and we were driving into Manchester
[09:33:10] Nepsotic: I was wondering if this was my story arc
[09:33:35] Nepsotic: Like I have 40 days left to live and wondered if that was the main point of this series of Doctor who
[09:33:50] Nepsotic: Anyway I saw clouds in the distance and was like wtf
[09:33:58] Nepsotic: It was a nuclear bomb
[09:34:14] Nepsotic: They'd nuked Manchester and I was like FUCK GO BACK GO BACK
[09:34:39] Nepsotic: But we were on the motorway so it was hard
[09:35:02] Nepsotic: We did a GTA and drove the car off the overpass onto the bottom motorway
[09:35:15] Nepsotic: And drove back down it going really fast
[09:35:26] Nepsotic: But there was a crash and I fell out
[09:35:54] Nepsotic: I looked in the car and they had died, they looked like zombies
[09:36:36] Nepsotic: So I had to run, I ran down the motorway under the big Stockport viaduct which was here for some reason
[09:37:10] Nepsotic: Then I stopped, I looked over the other side of the road and there were some people dressed in like army gear
[09:37:23] Nepsotic: There were no cars now and it was getting darker
[09:37:44] Nepsotic: I ran over to them as loads of smoke from the nuke rolled over making it more difficult to see
[09:38:50] Nepsotic: They were people from my secondary school
[09:39:07] Nepsotic: They ran off but one girl stayed, it was rachel
[09:39:12] Nepsotic: And i was like
[09:39:24] Nepsotic: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
[09:39:31] Nepsotic: She said
[09:39:35] Nepsotic: Dinosaurs
[09:39:52] Nepsotic: Dinosaurs wtf do you mean Dinosaurs!?
[09:40:02] Nepsotic: She said they came back
[09:40:31] Nepsotic: And i said wtf DINOSAURS CAME BACK SO THEY NUKED MANCHESTER?!
[09:40:39] Nepsotic: She was like yea
[09:41:08] Nepsotic: And i was about to ask how the fuck dinosaurs came back when I saw my mum nonchalantly walking down past me with her friend
[09:41:12] Nepsotic: I was like MUM
[09:41:23] Nepsotic: MUM
[09:41:43] Nepsotic: She was still just talking like nothing had happened so I started throwing shit at her
[09:42:03] Nepsotic: And her friend looked over like haha at least he didn't go psycho like people thought he would
[09:42:38] Nepsotic: And i was like MUM BY THE FUCKING WAY I HAVE A DISEASE AND HAVE 40 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE
[09:43:07] Nepsotic: To be continued I guess lol
[09:43:45] Nepsotic: Oh I almost forgot one bit in the school where I was getting really depressed about dying and I was in just a towel and I was like can you get me some pants
[09:45:03] Nepsotic: So I got underpants in the end but couldn't put them on without dropping the towel so I waited to leave but all these Asian girls came in making it hard to get out of the room but I got out eventually
[09:45:39] Nepsotic: Also I forgot in the first school scene David Firth came wandering through completely naked, and for some reason he didn't have a penis
[09:45:52] Nepsotic: That was my dream
[09:46:27] Nepsotic: I'm anxious to know if I'll find a cure or if I'll start to lose my skin and die
[10:03:39] Nepsotic: Wow it took me 45 minutes to write that dream