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Worked a day accidentally high

Posted 01-27-2016 at 09:54 PM by Job McYossie
So I'm sick. Very sick. I'm coughing hard all the time and producing mucus like crazy. I, just before leaving for work, take a dose of Delsym, and perhaps I slightly overfilled my cup because I felt like real shit and I work in foodservice. So I get to work, the meds are def working and I feel fine. I get in the back and start doing dishes and my boss comes back and gives me a bottle of Dayquil and says "here's a present." Trying not to be rude, I take a dose in front of him. Then, behold, I learn that one of the main ingredients in Dayquil is the same in the Delsym, which I already took a little too much of.

And so I spent 2 hours washing dishes and zoning out, and it all felt like maybe 15 minutes. No hallucinations, thankfully, but it was surprisingly enjoyable. I actually forgot I was sick at a point.

What's funny is yesterday I was suicidal and considering getting high on cough syrup on purpose.
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STM's Avatar
I once got pissed at my last job as a warehouse operative, it was much less fun than what you describe.

Sorry to hear you're feeling suicidal though. It's a dark fucking place to be when you consider offing yourself as a valid escape from your problems, if you ever need to chat HMU pal.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 12:56 AM by STM

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
I'm really really sorry you've been feeling suicidal and I wish I knew what to say or do to help. Just, don't do anything like that because people care about you.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 02:10 AM by FrustratedAssassin

Job McYossie's Avatar
man I figured people would be commenting about the working high part not the minor mention of suicide.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 03:12 AM by Job McYossie

Dynamithix's Avatar
Don't go codeine crazy!
Posted 01-28-2016 at 09:10 AM by Dynamithix

MA's Avatar
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man I figured people would be commenting about the working high part not the minor mention of suicide.
we've had our fair share of suicide scares on the forums, that's why many of us take it seriously. and so it should be, it's a serious thing.

try smoking weed, you might like the high. just for the record, drugs should only be used recreationally and never as an 'escape'. you're going to have problems and gain an addictive personality if you use drugs to escape the life you live.

smoke weed. i actually advise that. weed doesn't give you cancer and helps sufferers of MS as well as other wasting diseases (medical marijuana), reducing the symptoms considerably. weed is good, whether via bong, spliff or atomizer. one day the powers that be will realize how much money there is to be made and legalize it.

at least i hope so.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 05:55 PM by MA

Job McYossie's Avatar
I already smoke, it's legal recreationally where I live.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 06:10 PM by Job McYossie

MA's Avatar
you already smoke weed or tobacco?
Posted 01-28-2016 at 07:15 PM by MA
Updated 01-28-2016 at 07:48 PM by MA

STM's Avatar
Job will smoke anything and everything that can be combusted with a pocket lighter.

I once saw her smoke some socks just because she could.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 10:06 PM by STM

Manco's Avatar
Ol' Socks McYossie, that's what we call her.
Posted 01-28-2016 at 11:09 PM by Manco

Varrok's Avatar
Socks McSmokesie*
Posted 01-29-2016 at 02:35 AM by Varrok

Job McYossie's Avatar
Marijuana. Tobacco hadn't even been brought up I didn't think I needed to specify.
Posted 01-29-2016 at 03:32 PM by Job McYossie

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
I've never smoked weed but I tried tobacco and hated it.
Posted 01-29-2016 at 03:42 PM by FrustratedAssassin

MA's Avatar
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Marijuana. Tobacco hadn't even been brought up I didn't think I needed to specify.
yay a fellow toker
Posted 01-29-2016 at 03:59 PM by MA
Updated 01-29-2016 at 04:38 PM by MA

OANST's Avatar
FrustratedAssassin hated something. Goddamn, but the world sure is topsy turvy these days.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:23 AM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Are you being sarcastic because I feel like you're being sarcastic
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:31 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
No.

Nuh-uh.

No way.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:35 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
OANST, don't use sarcasm! She's a foreigner!
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:38 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Foreigners hate sarcasm more than FA hates smoking.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:41 AM by OANST

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
I thought this forum was fueled by hate.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:45 AM by Alf Shall Rise

OANST's Avatar
It's fueled by the burning corpses of angry foreigners.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 07:58 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
and burning corpses smoke.

THE IRONY
Posted 01-30-2016 at 08:16 AM by MA

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
But I'm not dead yet
Posted 01-30-2016 at 08:28 AM by FrustratedAssassin

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
yet
Posted 01-30-2016 at 08:29 AM by Alf Shall Rise

STM's Avatar
Fucking spics.

I mean, yeah, sarcasm.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 10:33 AM by STM

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
Yeah, you know, it's satire.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 10:43 AM by Alf Shall Rise
Updated 01-30-2016 at 10:52 AM by Alf Shall Rise

Job McYossie's Avatar
I can't believe this has turned into another session of make fun of FA.
Posted 01-30-2016 at 10:20 PM by Job McYossie

MA's Avatar
whatever.
Posted 01-31-2016 at 07:40 AM by MA
Updated 01-31-2016 at 12:56 PM by MA

Varrok's Avatar
FA doesn't mind it. She knows it's a joke.
Posted 01-31-2016 at 07:51 AM by Varrok

MA's Avatar
i thought so, and that's cool. i hate having to explain to people who misconstrue our joking around as being mean that we aren't actually being mean. it's called having a sense of humour.
Posted 01-31-2016 at 07:56 AM by MA

Varrok's Avatar
misconstrue is a fun word
Posted 01-31-2016 at 07:58 AM by Varrok

 

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