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This is a thing that just happened.

Posted 01-11-2016 at 09:49 AM by FrustratedAssassin
Clickbait title yay also I had no idea how to name the post because this is literally a thing that just happened.

I was playing GTA Online right now and I heard someone knocking on my door. I thought it was the landlady coming to ask for money or something but it was actually two old ladies from a local church.

They wanted me to sign a petition against gay marriage. In a country that has no gay marriage. They're doing this just to show LGBT supporters here that the majority hates gay people.

They're literally going door to door with this list. And it's disgusting.
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Havoc's Avatar
Did you tell them you were too busy killing people to worry about gay marriage?
Posted 01-11-2016 at 10:24 AM by Havoc

Jordan's Avatar
Did you nut them both?
Posted 01-11-2016 at 11:04 AM by Jordan

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Did I what
Posted 01-11-2016 at 01:55 PM by FrustratedAssassin

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
nut them both
Posted 01-11-2016 at 02:09 PM by Alf Shall Rise

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Like this?

Posted 01-11-2016 at 02:22 PM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
Did you attempt to have gay sex with them?
Posted 01-11-2016 at 02:51 PM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
No but I did close the door and went back into the closet I live in.
Posted 01-11-2016 at 02:54 PM by FrustratedAssassin

Varrok's Avatar
Are you planning to come out of the closet sometime soon?
Posted 01-11-2016 at 03:28 PM by Varrok

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Sometime between now and 2018
Posted 01-11-2016 at 03:33 PM by FrustratedAssassin

Manco's Avatar
This discussion just made me realize that someone could write a thesis about how Harry Potter living in a closet and being hated by his aunt and uncle while growing up, and then being liberated by a giant hairy man and getting magical powers is a metaphor for coming out and becoming part of the LGBTI+ community.
Posted 01-11-2016 at 05:17 PM by Manco

Nate's Avatar
Manco: I'm sure it's been done.

Also, don't forget that all the male wizards wear 'robes' and magic happens when they wave their wands.
Posted 01-11-2016 at 10:46 PM by Nate

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Reminds me of the theory that The Matrix is actually based on Lana Watchowski being closeted at the time.
Posted 01-11-2016 at 10:53 PM by FrustratedAssassin

STM's Avatar
I didn't know gay marriage was illegal in Romania, I thought the EU forced the decriminalisation of partnerships.

With that being said, la dracu.
Posted 01-12-2016 at 12:02 PM by STM

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Actually, in 2008 the Civil Code was amended to specifically define marriage as the union between a man and a woman, and the petition they're doing is because the Orthodox Church, which is super influential in Romania, wants the government to specifically ban same-sex marriage in the Constitution.

Also, several EU countries actually constitutionally ban gay marriage.



Red means "Constitution limits marriage to opposite-sex couples". Dark blue means gay marriage and regular blue means partnership.
Posted 01-12-2016 at 01:33 PM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
Grey means abandon all hope.
Posted 01-12-2016 at 02:19 PM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Dark olive green means you're using the superior forum theme
Posted 01-12-2016 at 02:28 PM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Pink means cancer.
Posted 01-12-2016 at 03:48 PM by OANST

STM's Avatar
So really we all need to move to Greenland.
Posted 01-12-2016 at 10:45 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
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and then being liberated by a giant hairy man and getting magical powers is a metaphor for coming out and becoming part of the LGBTI+ community.
What the fuck is the I+ for
Posted 01-13-2016 at 12:09 AM by Nepsotic

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
I is for Intersex and the + is there so you don't have like 20 letters in it.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 12:21 AM by FrustratedAssassin

STM's Avatar
I always thought it was a dumb acronym. You can't include everyone but by it's nature it's meant to be inclusive. You get people using abominations like LGBTIPQA+ but of course that doesn't include everyone. Why not just have Q+? Queer and supporters.

Posted 01-13-2016 at 01:57 AM by STM

Varrok's Avatar
its*
Posted 01-13-2016 at 02:31 AM by Varrok

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
You know what's worse than LGBTIPQA+? QUILTBAG. There are literally people who use QUILTBAG. I just use LGBT though because everybody knows what I'm talking about, even if it's not as inclusive, and most people stop caring after the LG anyway.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 02:37 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I always thought just " sick little deviants" would make the most sense.

In actual fact, I just think "gay" should be redefined to mean anybody who isn't straight and cisgender (and just don't get into the whole "LGBTGJKRGJFHKDJ23657DJf" shit unless it's brought up), with "homosexual" or "homo" being used to more specifically refer to a person who likes the same sex. I'd say forget categorisation of any kind, but then it's harder for people with specific sexual/romantic interests to meet up and do specific sexual/romantic things together.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 03:51 AM by OddjobAbe

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Oh my fucking god please tell me you're not being serious right now
Posted 01-13-2016 at 04:19 AM by FrustratedAssassin

Varrok's Avatar
I agree that's a stupid acronym
Posted 01-13-2016 at 04:26 AM by Varrok

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Oh my fucking god please tell me you're not being serious right now
Whether right or wrong, it tends to be that if nothing is known of somebody's personal life, they're assumed to be both straight and cisgender, generally. So I find the "LGBTblahblah" thing to be something that enforces the division between what can be currently seen as two separate communities ("straight people" and "LGBT people"). So I think rather than terming each little difference, simply recognising that gender identity has enormously vast possibilities, then leaving the individual to define themselves, is the best way to acceptance, as is recognising that straight cisgender people are a part of the same broad community as anybody else with an identity. All the little terms would still exist, as people with similar interests need some way to network, but it wouldn't be "straight people and LGBT people", as it currently seems to be.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 04:48 AM by OddjobAbe

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
You said "sick little deviants".
Posted 01-13-2016 at 05:18 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Contrasted with the (what I think was a) liberal point of view I expressed immediately following that, I hoped it'd be clear it was a joke. Also because it's clearly awful
Posted 01-13-2016 at 05:24 AM by OddjobAbe

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
I might have not paid atrention to anything you wrote after that. Sorry.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 05:45 AM by FrustratedAssassin

 

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