This is a thing that just happened.

“The problem isn’t that we’re all dicks, the problem is that people don’t like dicks”

???

I think it's safe to say the majority of OWF likes dicks.

People are not storming out of here because we are dicks. Because we really aren't even being dicks. People are just trying to attribute an effect to a cause, but the cause is very simple. There hasn't been new Oddworld content since Stranger's Wrath. And that was a long time ago. Remakes will only bring in so many people. For fuck's sake, can we just enjoy what's left of the people we have instead of arguing about people not flocking to a forum for a dead game series?

People need to stop twisting shit so that it seems like it was offensive, and people need to stop white knighting for the little fuckers that are doing the twisting. This place is just fucking sad now. It used to be funny.

sorry but i agree with OANST. all i saw here was good-natured banter, then FA got all arsey over a joke Oddjob made, then Varrok and whoever else came to her defence like sex-starved jackals implying she was right to react that way.

long story short: don't be so serious. there isn't enough of us here to start self-righteously chastising every member that makes a sarcastic remark. we're a forum for a game series that hasn't really done anything for years, remakes aside. we should enjoy each others company, and like OANST said, not purposely look for reasons to have bitchy little hurt feelings. just chill the fuck out.

I didn't come to her defence. I almost instantly knew it was a joke. And guess what, I'm a foreigner too! So I didn't think "she didn't get it because it was in English" applies there.

And I don't want to bash anybody. I'm just stating what I think. And I think FA's a bit (a lot) stiff, and by stiff I mean "too serious to be cool". Chill out, grab a beer. Or don't. Alcohol is fucking devastating.

Which shortly after she realized she misunderstood and apologized. The people teased her saying along the lines of "how could you not understand that's sarcasm?" which is fine I mean you know we tease each other that just fuckin' goes on. In fact, rereading this I have no idea how it's gotten to the point where we're writing so much about it, the issue was short and small.

You too need to chill out.

itt: all non-english people understand english to the same level

fair enough. i think the reason we dragged it out so much is due to boredom.

I'm officially tired of this topic.

*leaves*

Some dude jerked me off the other day and it was quite nice.

I jerked myself off this morning and it was pretty disappointing.

I jerked off Holy Sock the other day, and it was okay.

I don't reciprocate.

It's true, but he does suffocate. He couldn't cum unless I was choking him.

People bickering with each other about who is or isn't being a dick can create a much worse environment than one where people just are dicks, to a point. I regret the bitter tone of almost every post I make in response to Varrok

What new members?

What can I say man? It's just something about those Romanian women, I have the same problem at work with all the site cleaners. Because, y'know, they're all Romanian and stuff.

He has a nice strong grip. I recommend everyone spend the $15

Two for $25!

Oi OANST. What you say about me?

YOU CALLING ME TOO SERIOUS BRO?

Wait so is this comment chain still about SexuallyFrustratedAssassin's insecurities or what? Most of this is just a whole lot of nothing, which I guess sums up the entire forum pretty well, too.

lol i already regret what i said. sorry, i was just bored.

sorry everyone! sorry!

I don't think you're guilty of anything, so naturaly I'll never forgive you. Ever.

you're such a cold bitch.

luv u

I feel like I've contributed to stimulating a lovely active discussion. It warms my heart

And after all those bypasses that's saying something!

It certainly is.

Stop talking to yourself!