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[Edit 13 Oct 2017] I just realized how edgy my blog description is but it's funny so I'll leave it there lmao
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This is a thing that just happened.

Posted 01-11-2016 at 09:49 AM by FrustratedAssassin
Clickbait title yay also I had no idea how to name the post because this is literally a thing that just happened.

I was playing GTA Online right now and I heard someone knocking on my door. I thought it was the landlady coming to ask for money or something but it was actually two old ladies from a local church.

They wanted me to sign a petition against gay marriage. In a country that has no gay marriage. They're doing this just to show LGBT supporters here that the majority hates gay people.

They're literally going door to door with this list. And it's disgusting.
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Varrok's Avatar
Posted 01-13-2016 at 06:22 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
I see that FrustratedAss is a ton of fun to be around.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 07:30 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
I think it's more a case that FA is new, sarcasm doesn't convey well over text and English is her second language. Give her a break, after all I remember a time long ago when you first came to America and couldn't speak a word of English. Oh how far you've come.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 07:41 AM by STM

Varrok's Avatar
I don't see the corelation between her knowledge of English (or lack of thereof) and the inability to detect sarcasm
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:23 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Ahhh, yes. Those heady days, sickly devianting myself from land to land, in search of the Americas, and its rich culture of corn, tobacco, and buggery. Those were days.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:26 AM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Ok so I missed the sarcasm so fucking what. Sorry for not being perfect.

You're just being assholes. Except STM, he's cool.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:36 AM by FrustratedAssassin

Varrok's Avatar
We did it! FA's assimilating!
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:47 AM by Varrok

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Except STM, he's cool.
What about me
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:56 AM by OddjobAbe

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
You are too
Posted 01-13-2016 at 08:59 AM by FrustratedAssassin

STM's Avatar
But I am more.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 09:22 AM by STM

Varrok's Avatar
She's just into younger dudes. Sorry, old man.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 09:27 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Yeah. You guys are assholes.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 09:59 AM by OANST

Phylum's Avatar
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I don't see the correlation between her knowledge of English (or lack of thereof) and the inability to detect sarcasm
I don't know if you're joking, but those two things go hand in hand. Not understanding what's being said as well is a perfect reason to miss a joke or sarcasm. Especially so over text when you don't get any audible queues or facial expressions.
Posted 01-13-2016 at 05:28 PM by Phylum

Varrok's Avatar
In this case she perfectly understood the words. There nothing more in English language she needed to get it.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 02:22 AM by Varrok

Jordan's Avatar
Careful guys, this is the kind of behaviour we've been talking about.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 03:00 AM by Jordan

OANST's Avatar
Yeah. Bunch of assholes.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 07:35 AM by OANST

OANST's Avatar
Honestly, the bigger problem with this forum has always been the super serious people, stomping their feet, and getting mad. I would happily see these people either get in on the joke, or leave, depriving us of their sustenance giving tears.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 07:48 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Yeah but we used to have more than like, eight members. We all started from somewhere. I was a fuckwit fundie Catholic and now I'm just a fuckwit. GIVE PEACE A CHANCE.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 07:58 AM by STM

Jordan's Avatar
The "get over it" approach doesn't work clearly
Posted 01-14-2016 at 08:14 AM by Jordan

STM's Avatar
I'm obviously a masochist.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 08:19 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
But it does. Because if they can't, they leave. Mission accomplished.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 08:50 AM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
And then we make threads wondering why people never stick around...
Posted 01-14-2016 at 08:58 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
It comes down to whether or not you believe that the cause of this forum dying is the way we interact with each other. I do not believe this, and I prefer to not have to tip toe around people who are looking for a reason to have hurt feelings.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 09:16 AM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
There's a difference between looking for a reason to have hurt feelings and actually having your feelings hurt but that's beside the point.

The cause of the forum dying is that new members never stick around. They get disgusted by the way we behave so they leave. Just like that.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 09:25 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
But that's just not true. People who "don't get it" still stick around if they can find things that they want to talk about. There's just not much of interest to talk about. Look at Crashpunk. He has never "gotten it" and has always taken things too seriously. But he's still here. And honestly, show me an example. Fuck that. Show me five examples. If it's such an epidemic, that should be easy peasy.

If you can't see that the joking is good natured, then you are absolutely looking for reasons to have hurt feelings. Which is common among teenagers.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 09:35 AM by OANST
Updated 01-14-2016 at 09:52 AM by OANST

Job McYossie's Avatar
*punches friend*
"Ow man that hurt why'd you do that?"
"It's just a joke gosh you're such a problem :<"
Posted 01-14-2016 at 10:31 AM by Job McYossie

OANST's Avatar
That's not a real argument, and I'm going to ignore it because it was dumb.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 11:12 AM by OANST

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Hmm, no, that's like the best, most accurate analogy she could've made.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 11:51 AM by FrustratedAssassin

OANST's Avatar
No, the best analogy she could have made is: Friend one throws snowball at friend two. Friend two rolls on ground screeching that YOU GOT SNOW ON MY FUCKING COAT YOU ASSHAT WHAT IN THE SHIT IS THIS HOLY FUCK YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU!!!! Friend three wags finger at friend one, and says "This is why no one wants to hang out with us. You throw snowballs, and it needs to stop."
Posted 01-14-2016 at 11:53 AM by OANST
Updated 01-14-2016 at 11:57 AM by OANST

OANST's Avatar
Or an even better analogy for the thing she got pissed off at recently: Friend one throws snowball at fence. Friend two picks the snow up off the ground, rubs it all over their face, and then storms off in a huff because friend one threw snow.
Posted 01-14-2016 at 11:55 AM by OANST

 

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