I know just how to turn this old place around!

OWF feels so quaint compared to everywhere else on the internet. Having a stake or presence in a place like this is like having a virtual lodge.

Wasn't there a plan a few years back for all our members to create accounts on a Sonic forum and troll the hell out of the place? Wouldn't that be essentially the same thing?

They banned us there. Here, we can make our own rules

I didn't even make a single post and I got banned.

we should lure the Sonic forums.

this is what we should do now. plot evil deeds and start wars with other forums. very Game-of-Thrones-esque.

what

We should start a clan in CS 1.6 and just chat on there.

Also, can someone explain Ventrilo or Mumble or whatever the current equivalent is to me? I'm literally trapped in 2002.

You mean TeamSpeak?

I joined that Sonic forum and I got banned almost straight away. I guess the mods were just banning new members when we were joining.

Okay, this is a story I definitely want to hear.

That's all the story. I managed to write a few funny posts, and draw myself an avatar showing Sonic driving a car. If I recall correctly, OANST and Nep were succesful in posting as well. I mean, before they got banned too.

It was over in a matter of minutes. And a day later somebody whined about missing all of this.

I was really reluctant at first because you all know what the Sonic fan base is like. It was short lived but was funny at the time.

I even like Sonic games. At least two of them

You mean Discord?

It was fun. We should do it again.

Please don't tempt me, if we do it should be CS:GO though, no one plays 1.6 but mexicans and russians from what I've found. Most of EU, a lot of Russia, and pretty much all of the US is on GO.

Even if you're joking, I'm still saying I'm totally up for it.

We're too geographically spread out. Think of the pings. Some of you might get games together I guess, but the poor Australian would get left out

So basically we need to start a clan in Multiwinia...

I only have Darwinia boo.

I think we need to hermetically seal the forum with all of us trapped inside and force us to act out a cruel, perfunctory parody of every day life with one another, before slowly and unwittingly descending into organised tribal barbarity where we roast the newer members on spits and write hate mail to Lorne Lanning with our own faeces all over the walls.

You lot go ahead. I dislike Counter-Strike. Oh I know! We should all chat on Dota 2!

lol I'm kidding. I'm fucking done with that game.

We can all play Elevator: Source !

STM I'll make sure MM buys you a copy of Multiwinia over Christmas. He always buys people copies when it goes on sale for under a pound. Then you can join us for very occasional games, in spite of timezone differences.

I feel like I should be offended by Tom promising things on my behalf. Unfortunately, he's spot on.

What can I say? I ran out of people to beat.

Alternatively, I could just send him a drm-free installer from my humble bundle.

A painful reality this is.

I played Multiwinia with MM. He's well known (by me) as a cheater.

I could beat him in Nidhogg, tho.

I could beat anybody in Nidhogg.