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I have changed my life (Also, Jurrasic Park, I guess)

Posted 06-28-2015 at 04:36 AM by Varrok
Updated 01-15-2016 at 01:58 PM by Varrok
After watching a 3D cartoon, I've decided to convert myself to a Jehovah's Witness. It's the answer to everything, and totally not a sect.



That foolish bastard almost doomed his fate by worshipping Sparlack, that devil's spawn, Lord have mercy on him.



I watched all 16 episodes. They're more than an hour long in total. It's difficult to find all of them sorted in English (surprizingly) but they're translated to many more languages, so the word is spread to all poor souls who need salvation.
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Phylum's Avatar
I was hoping for a post about you turning your life around and trying to be a better person, but instead was greeted with your usual sarcasm.

Ha.
Posted 06-28-2015 at 05:27 AM by Phylum

Varrok's Avatar
It's OWF. We rarely do happy blogs around here
Posted 06-28-2015 at 10:37 AM by Varrok

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I just saw Jurassic World. I am quite prepared to write an unhappy blog.
Posted 06-28-2015 at 04:42 PM by Bullet Magnet

Varrok's Avatar
But according to Nostalgia Critic, it wasn't the worst in the series.

Anyway, it would be stupid to expect it's gonna be very good. That said, I still haven't watched it
Posted 06-29-2015 at 12:01 AM by Varrok
Updated 06-29-2015 at 12:04 AM by Varrok

Holy Sock's Avatar
Jurassic World is basically a Marvel movie but more entertaining (because dinosaurs are better than Ultron minions...). It's not nearly as good at the original, and some of the plot is really stupid, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't dig all the sweet dino action.
Posted 06-29-2015 at 02:14 AM by Holy Sock

Varrok's Avatar
I don't. I can't stand watching pretty, but insanely dumb movies. Unless they do it on purpose. But even that rule has exceptions
Posted 06-29-2015 at 04:21 AM by Varrok

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I don't care about the plot or writing. I care that the Mosasaurus has crocodile scales and no forked tongue.
Posted 06-29-2015 at 11:22 AM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 06-29-2015 at 11:36 AM by Bullet Magnet

Varrok's Avatar
This movie doesn't exist for me from now on.
Posted 06-29-2015 at 11:36 AM by Varrok

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Also a Pteranodon picked up a juvenile Triceratops.
Posted 06-29-2015 at 04:15 PM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
You're a pteranodon. >:C













fucking rude.
Posted 06-30-2015 at 10:20 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
lirl BM is flipping his shit.

THE DINO'S WEREN'T RIGHT

so, what, you're a fucking Jehovah's Witness now? huh bitch? how that shit working for you? knock many doors motherfucker?

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I don't. I can't stand watching pretty, but insanely dumb movies. Unless they do it on purpose. But even that rule has exceptions
same, man. i like story and little details, which can be incorporated into the visual side of things expertly. i'm not keen on EXPLOSIONS MAN-BEING-EATEN-ALIVE GUNSHOTS YEAHHH MAN. i find it boring, and inadvertently hilarious.
Posted 06-30-2015 at 01:46 PM by MA

Varrok's Avatar
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so, what, you're a fucking Jehovah's Witness now? huh bitch? how that shit working for you? knock many doors motherfucker?
Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?
Posted 07-01-2015 at 08:55 AM by Varrok

MA's Avatar
if there were a door between us i would slam it.
Posted 07-02-2015 at 07:07 AM by MA

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
The trick is to open the door to reveal a compromising situation. I suggest topless, adorned with blood, and bearing a slaughtered chicken.
Posted 07-03-2015 at 08:04 AM by Bullet Magnet

Varrok's Avatar
God loves animal sacrifices. Make it a lamb and we'll both agree to let me into your door. Maybe you won't even have to kill your son!
Posted 07-03-2015 at 08:39 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
I took Abbey to see Jurassic World a couple of days ago. I didn't really pay attention to it. I played on my phone through most of the movie.
Posted 07-06-2015 at 10:25 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Isn't using a mobile home in movie theater against the rules?
Posted 07-07-2015 at 09:58 PM by Varrok

MA's Avatar
Varrok's right, you can't park your mobile home in the cinema. people complain.

i know. i've tried.
Posted 07-08-2015 at 07:10 AM by MA

Varrok's Avatar
I wish I drank alcohol reguarly so I can blame it on me being drunk.

But no, I write those stupid things sober.

Mobile home wth
Posted 08-06-2015 at 02:21 PM by Varrok

 

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