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Posted 01-09-2015 at 04:09 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 01-09-2015 at 06:38 PM by Mac Sirloin

I think that the people at Charlie Hebdo were agitators. If anyone's surprised that some insane, murderous piece of shit blew them away they're likely not familiar with the extent of Charlie Hebdo's racist xenophobic bullshit.

That being said, those gunmen (and their accomplices) are/were scum of the earth, and I sincerely hope that the consequences of their hideous crimes serve as a lesson to any other extremist piece of shit out there. My heart goes out to the families of the employees, but moreso to the officers who were gunned down protecting their right to draw shitty racist cartoons.

Enough politicizing. I just felt like posting that here since I was having a discussion with someone on facebook about it and he deleted my comment because it called him out as the ignorant pop science yokel that he is. Adam if you're reading this, and you probably aren't, that was some weaksauce bullshit and I won't soon forget it.

Oh-kay, in other Meatman news, me and J-Dawgs tried robotripping on wednesday night. Robotripping is imbibing a big ol' bottle of robitussin cough syrup and then feeling simultaneously gross, euphoric, and mildly despondent at length. We spent four hours, FOUR FUCKING HOURS, watching a woman sell jewellery on the shopping channel, completely entranced. Thanks to the chemical significance of the whole ordeal I can't deny that I genuinely think this was time well spent. The purpose of this adolescent-grade drug abuse was to cheer Jizzle up about the whole Charlie Hebdo thing, and legions of assholes jumping down muslim throats over it. Instead I think it just made him more depressed.

All in all, it was a pretty good time. I didn't feel it until I vomited, at which point I was instantly euphoric and felt the all-seeing message of glowing god love permeating all things. We got fuckin transfixed on whether one of the jewellery models was the same person as the lady actually selling the products; we couldn't see her face, but their sweaters were similar. However, the model had a mole or a big hair or something on her neckline, and the host did not.

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	: The topic at hand is whether it's appropriate to celebrate the staff of Charlie Hebdo as artistic martyrs Is anyone actually doing that, though?
	Posted 01-12-2015 at 04:18 PM by moxco

	No.
	Posted 01-12-2015 at 05:09 PM by Nepsotic

Are you thick? People and newspapers worldwide are reprinting their cartoons as a gesture of solidarity with the 'Free Speech celebrating' guys at Charlie Hebdo. This is going to cause more trouble because the more misunderstood and clouded the Muslim side of this gets the easier it will be to convince potential extremists of anti-Islamic sentiment in the west. You yourself were advocating 'It's just a joke!' until we posted a few links indicating Charlie Hebdo were not as benign and and comical as they'd have you believe. So to say 'no, nobody is doing that' is bullshit. Whether it's happening on these forums or not is irrelevant, as you're going to be exposed to the idea that Charlie Hebdo is something worth sharing eventually and I feel that myself and a few other posters are saying otherwise.

Nepsotic, you were lumping the vast majority of muslims as supporters of Extremism not two days ago because of some dipshit, misinformed youtube vid. Stop being so petulant.

Posted 01-12-2015 at 05:16 PM by Mac Sirloin

Updated 01-12-2015 at 05:22 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Yeah man I love puking
	Posted 01-12-2015 at 11:53 PM by Mr. Bungle

People and newspapers worldwide are reprinting their cartoons as a gesture of solidarity with the 'Free Speech celebrating' guys at Charlie Hebdo.

Yeah but that's not because they necessarily agree with anything Charlie Hebdo prints, but because they disagree with shooting people up over blasphemy. Personally I find any gestures of solidarity with the overwhelming public opinion to be rather lazy.

Posted 01-13-2015 at 02:45 AM by moxco

	Just to keep in mind, these people don;t kill for the fun of it. They do it because they believe they are avenging their 'god'. That in itself can be a very sad thought. To them they are hero's doing the right thing when in reality I believe they are doing wrong (And I suppose most of you would agree.) Are they really monsters or just like us though brainwashed with a different mindset.
	Posted 01-13-2015 at 06:57 AM by Renney77

	Thanks for clearing that up Renney, you really blew this thing wide open with that one.
	Posted 01-13-2015 at 08:01 AM by Mac Sirloin

	Sarcasm is a hard thing to see in text for me. Is that what you're trying to do?
	Posted 01-14-2015 at 09:27 AM by Renney77

Is anyone else uncomfortable with the narrative that goes "western interference/provocation -> terrorist retaliation"? As though these murderers, or the ones in Nigeria and Pakistan, were all disaffected by the Western world's hedonistic ways and have no agency of their own besides how much they hate us, because the universe revolves around us and our country andour culture and our history and our colonialism and our racism, As though no one else has a history of their own, with their own history and culture and power struggles and hierarchies and imperialism.

The people who are killed and oppressed the most by Islamic terrorism are people from Muslim backgrounds, throwing into stark light the lie that they fight for Islam, what we in the west get is a showy overflow. But it is what we focus on, and lose our minds over. The rest, as the Joker said, "is all part of the plan."

It doesn't really matter what Charlie Hebdo did or didn't publish. The "people" who attacked them were deliberately seeking targets amongst those around them. If Hebdo hadn't drawn their attention, someone else would have, and nothing we do or don't do would pacify them. We could be a tyrannical Islamist theocracy, and it would still happen, and the targets would be those who aren't quite fundamentalist enough, and the perpetrators would have the open or secret backing of the state.

"Extremist" is a euphemism for fascist murderers and bloodthirsty hogswine.

Posted 01-17-2015 at 07:23 AM by Bullet Magnet

Updated 01-17-2015 at 07:26 AM by Bullet Magnet

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