I want to suck a cock so bad

Strap-on.

You’re welcome.

Interesting... there are alot of ways you could go about this. You make out you have no choice XD

Cybersex?

Not that I'm offering.

Cheat till you're blue in the face.

Orgy

She actually said she wouldn't mind if I tried it, but what if she did? What if I wanted to do it more than just once? How would I go about finding a cock to suck anyway?

Use Grindr.

If she's perfectly okay with you doing so go ahead. For the love of god though please do not continue doing it behind her back. There are too many of those kinds of people in the world.

Cut a hole in a toilet cubicle and play the waiting game.

Invite a guy for a threesome. You happy. Guy happy. Girlfriend happy.

Unless one of them is shit in bed, then no one is happy.

Well, the one who's shit in bed is probably happy, because s/he's with two people who are awesome in bed.

I'd rephrase your post to 'Unless one of them shits in bed, then no one is happy.'

Unless one of them shits in bed, no one is happy.

Unless that's one person's thing. Then that person is happy.

I feel like there’s two mathematical relationships that can be divined from this scenario:

As the number of participants in sexual intercourse increase, so too does the likelihood of an instance of a weird fetish.

As the number of participants in sexual intercourse increase, so too does the likelihood that someone involved will not enjoy themselves.

Therefore, if your girlfriend is unhappy, you should shit yourself.

Thank God for mathematics.

We all learnt valuable lessons today. Well done guys.

Well at least all this talk about shit has temporarily put me out of the mood for having a dick rammed down my throat. So thanks for that I guess.

He wants it rammed up his pooper instead you guys

Charming.

Have you considered working on your flexibility?

Here's my recommendation: Sex is a wonderful thing, and I recommend doing everything that sounds fun with someone who also thinks those things sound fun. But sex ends, and the personal relationship that you have with the person that you care about continues even while you aren't physically enjoying them at that moment. Sex is a fun thing to do, but it can't replace the personal intimacy and trust that can be lost by trying to engage in activity that your partner is not totally comfortable with. So, I'd say, if you like your girlfriend, quit telling her that you want to suck a dick. It's just sex. Love is much better.

Is it just me or did BM just make the dirtiest joke I've ever seen him crack?

Yeah. I'd never do it without being sure she was comfortable with it. She says she would be, but I don't know.

I was pretty drunk the first time I told her I think. She said she'd enjoy watching... I feel like if she did it wouldn't be so bad. But it might be ten times more awkward.

Do this: Imagine watching her do the same thing to another man. If the thought bothers you, don't do it. If you're one of those rare people that it really wouldn't bother, then I guess you should gauge how comfortable she will be with it, and move forward, understanding that there is still a very real chance that you could destroy something important to you just because you wanted momentary gratification.