What do YOU know about Poland?

I work for a drylining company (a la in the building industry). Half of everyone I know is Polish...

Vodka and women.

IMMIGRANTS

Oh, and Nazi occupation. And a chess set my brother got me in Krakow.

I think that part about Polish girls might soon deteriorate, as they tend to go with US trend of getting fat and ugly

It spawned Varrok. And they make the average punter here xenophobic.

i mean, fuck other nations, right???

Bloody hell, Varrok. It's not all about Poland.

In my case, Poland belongs to that "other nations"

Behemoth and Vader.

And Nazis. Metal bands, and Nazis.

And Varrok.

And (completely opposite to the stereotype) very good tradesmen at pretty high prices.

The other day, my boss came in the room and asked me 'You can understand Polish, right?'
'Uhhh... no?'
So he turned to everyone else and asked 'What about you guys?'
Seven Indians and two Koreans stared at him blankly.

True story.

Nazis were not Polish!

Also, Polish is a tough language to learn. Condolences to those poor bastards who have to try

Some were, aye. But I imagine a lot more Polish were killed by those blasted Stormfronters.

Polish are racist. There is a polish news agents in a town near me and they throw you out unless you are polish.

I hate Polish people because I met one, and they judged me by my nationality instead of as an individual....

i say you throw a brick through their window. That'll teach them foreigners!

Oh come on, I wasn't serious then

People who make blanket judgements are cunts. No exceptions.

You're just like all men *runs away crying*

#notallmen

Polsce jest duży i mój kraj jest mały. I Polski piwo jest niesmaczny, ale mocne.
(I przepraszam - mój polsku jest niedobrze)

Good enough, I'd say.

Our beer isn't that bad. The cheapest beer is piss, but that's the case in every country, true? Most Poles are stupid and drink piss exclusively, though

I drink with my friends around New Years, and when I do I get a few cans of beer from the Polish shop - Dębowe, Leżajsk and Żubr, mainly. They aren't really as bad as I just made out (although I don't particularly enjoy Tyskie), I just prefer Italian beers generally - although I'd also recommend Czech beer (a local bar serves dark Krusovice, which is very nice - don't know how easy it is to find in Poland) too.

Me neither. But probably easy. Czech beer is pretty tasty. I don't drink much (contrary to the stereotype), though. When I do, I drink mostly wheat beer.