Everybody Poops

It doesn't look like a rather big cunt. You're just being a huge pussy

It's not a huge spider, but there fuckers are scarier to me than any hand-sized huntsman. These are the guys that hide in your blankets, your sheets and your clothes. The ones that sit and wait, and pack a painful bite with some other potential bonuses like nausea and vomiting. Apparently the skin necrosis is an urban myth, but it's still one of the worse spiders around. Redbacks, which are more poisonous and deadly, don't even bother me as much as these dudes because they have much more predictable nesting places and are less likely to be inside to begin with, and even then don't like to walk around all over the place and hide in things. Redbacks == under your chair, white-tips == in the shirt you're halfway through putting on.

Also I challenge any Aussies to honestly say they've seen 20c-sized white tips before.

Isn't there any way to repel them away from the bathroom? Like some sort of air spray or something...

To be honest spiders aren't a problem in my country, like, at all. All I encounter in my house (including basement) are a few cellar spiders (I think, I'm no expert), and they are completely harmless

I admit that I get a little freaked out when I sleep on the floor in my office, since my office has the occasional giant fucking centipede problem. I'm usually too tired to care all that much, though.

That's a different story, centipedes are gross

Do you still work all day and all of the night, OANST?

Fuck spiders

There is only one really poisonous spider around my area, so stuff like this just never happens.

I love spiders

We have similar problems with the sneaky venomous arachnids running around where I live, but they're scorpions instead of spiders. The tinier the more dangerous

I thought it was impressive how the towel looks purple from a distance but when you closed in it actually was an orange towel!!!
Must be an optical illusion involving the light.

Plot twist: the towel is blue. The orange was just some weird effect that came from zooming in. I would have taken a better macro shot, but that would have meant getting in closer to it.

I can't cope with spiders in Britain and they aren't even dangerous

Varrok: Yeah, but not every day. I catch around an hour to an hour and a half of sleep on my office floor when I work midnights.

I still can't comprehend how it's possible to sleep so little. I'm basically zombie with less than 7 hours of sleep every night

Ontopic:

Once again the correct course is to never change your clothes