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Things You Didn't Know About Alcar...

Posted 06-20-2008 at 08:38 PM by Nate
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(13:49:45) thorn: Hallo there
(13:54:40) thorn: ?
(13:56:18) thorn: PETER SUCKS GIGANTIC COCK!
(13:59:06) thorn: PETER LOVES MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!
(14:01:35) thorn: PETER HAS A TATTOO ON HIS ARSE OF ALF FROM HOME AND AWAY!
(14:02:51) PIP has become idle.
(14:04:30) thorn: PETER USES PINEAPPLE-FLAVOURED GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS!
(14:07:15) thorn: PETER'S FAVOURITE COLOUR IS MAUVE!
(14:10:03) thorn: PETER IS TICKLISH ON HIS FEET AND UNDER HIS ARMS!
(14:12:13) thorn: PETER HAS A FETISH FOR MEN DRESSED AS GIANT FRUIT!
(14:15:10) thorn: PETER'S FAVOURITE EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS IS 'YOU ONLY MOVE TWICE'!
(14:16:52) PIP is no longer idle.
(14:18:48) thorn: PETER DEVELOPED SUPER POWERS AFTER BEING BITTEN BY A RABID TONIA TODMAN!
(14:23:00) PIP has become idle.
(14:24:17) thorn: PETER ONCE MARRIED JENNA JAMESON IN A DRUNKEN VEGAS WEDDING!
(14:25:08) thorn: HE PUNCHED THE CELEBRANT (WHO WAS PORTRAYING YOUNG ELVIS) FOR MAKING A PASS AT HIS BRIDE!
(14:29:22) thorn: PETER HAS TOURETTES SYNDROME BUT HAS NEVER BEEN DIAGNOSED BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST ASSUME HE'S A TWAT!
(14:31:38) thorn: PETER IS DEEPLY DISTURBED WHEN HE NOTICES BAD KERNING!
(14:33:33) thorn: PETER'S FAVOURITE DINOSAUR IS THE TRICERATOPS!
(14:36:04) thorn: NATHAN IS GETTING BORED!
(14:36:12) thorn: NATHAN IS GOING TO GO HAVE SOME LUNCH!
(14:36:12) thorn has gone away.
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Leto's Avatar
ok then. :P

Alcar...
Posted 06-20-2008 at 11:09 PM by Leto

Wil's Avatar
It’s like a scarily accurate version of Googlism, except that Googlism returns the phrase ‘peter is spreading his own cum on the ass of his wife by his penis’.
Posted 06-20-2008 at 11:50 PM by Wil

Leto's Avatar
Jesus Christ that was quite a sentence, Max
Posted 06-21-2008 at 12:10 AM by Leto

Wil's Avatar
I am known to communicate with them.
Posted 06-21-2008 at 12:50 AM by Wil

Laser's Avatar
Can we use that in court?
Posted 06-21-2008 at 01:30 AM by Laser

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Good lord, he actually goes on MSN?
Posted 06-21-2008 at 06:58 AM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
No, but his account does.
Posted 06-21-2008 at 03:28 PM by Wil

Alcar's Avatar
I hate you all.

Alcar...
Posted 06-22-2008 at 07:30 AM by Alcar

E'l Scrabino's Avatar
Aww, we love you too ^_^

Here, have a triceratops gummi
Posted 06-23-2008 at 02:27 AM by E'l Scrabino

BigBroSlig3097's Avatar
wtf
Posted 06-12-2011 at 11:12 AM by BigBroSlig3097

 






 
 
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