NOT A DRUUUUUUNKK BLOFGGGG

Am I the only person here who doesn't drink?

yes. nark.

I don't. I'm just naturally incoherent.

I've been shit wasted on here numerous times and still never waltz on here flopping about like a MASSIVE DUMB NERD

It baffles me that alcohol can have that effect on people when all it does to me is make me more coherent and conversational while managing to remain focused on the task at hand

Silly individual experiences being things that happen

I get giggly when I drink if I'm with people that get giggly when they drink.

There's more to it than just the alcohol itself.

I haven't been Off my face in a long time Actualy that is a good thing!

It's not a good night until you hurl
I'm a terrible drunk, especially when I'm with my best mate. We are banned from the majority of clubs in South England for a good few months O.O

No your not Job, I also don't drink.

But it's always fun to see people drunk. I'm always the guy who remembers everything they did...

Ah shit.

To provide a little clarification I lost track of how much I drank, so I'm supposing a lot because I try to keep a mental tally. I do know that I drank everything from wine to beer though.

Remember kiddies, mixing drinks is a no no.

Especially wine and beer.