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I dream of murder

Posted 06-07-2014 at 11:28 PM by Varrok

I had a dream where I was on a plane, and there was also Sherry from OWI, but she was like 25 and in this dream she was also Lorne's daughter (that's what happens, when you don't know shit about someone and the brain tries to make up informations).

As the plane was just landing, I heard a loud argument between Sherry and the other woman sitting a few seats behind me. I turned my head to see what's it all about. I saw Sherry acting like a douche and the other girl talking maniacally, then she took the knife out of her pocket. I quickly thought about just going there and taking the knife, but as I was getting up it was too late. Sherry was dead. I felt a bit sad. I talked to other people who knew Sherry, they were also sad.

If you're reading OWF blogs, Sherry, I'm sorry I didn't save you. Don't tempt mentally unstable people.

To the rest of you: You can share YOUR stories about OWI staff being killed on a plane in this blog.

PS: I feel justified for a double blog. It kicked Dyna's second blog out of top 5. I'll atone for his sins.

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	How could you!? I can't believe you let her die! Speaking of her, is she even part of OWI anymore at all?
	Posted 06-07-2014 at 11:31 PM by Job McYossie

	I have absolutely no idea. I hardly know who she is to be honest.
	Posted 06-07-2014 at 11:34 PM by Varrok

	She is/was a visual designer of sorts. If I remember right, she helped with visual effects in that one comedy movie "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 01:38 AM by Job McYossie

	: PS: I feel justified for a double blog. It kicked Dyna's second blog out of top 5. I'll atone for his sins. hey man leave my donut blog alone, it was the bomb
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 02:41 AM by Dynamithix

	: Speaking of her, is she even part of OWI anymore at all? I think Sherry and Lorne are the only two people in Oddworld Inhabitants. Don't quote me on that though.
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 02:57 AM by Crashpunk

	: I think Sherry and Lorne are the only two people in Oddworld Inhabitants. Don't quote me on that though. What?
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 04:46 AM by Varrok

	Varrok u r basicly a murdrrr
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 07:52 AM by STM

murder
(məːdə)
noun
1.
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
"the brutal murder of a German holidaymaker"
synonyms: killing, homicide, assassination, liquidation, extermination, execution, slaughter, butchery, massacre
2.
informal
a very difficult or unpleasant task or experience.
"the 40-mile-per-hour winds at the summit were murder"
synonyms: hell, hell on earth, a nightmare, an ordeal, a trial, a frustrating/unpleasant/difficult experience, misery, torture, agony
3.
Letting a human being die. In a dream.

Dammit

Posted 06-08-2014 at 08:13 AM by Varrok

you were sent back in time to complete this task in order to stop Sherry's idea to give Munch a literal audible 'bounce' in his, well, bounce. you succeeded. by doing nothing. but in order to avoid complete and total insanity and resultant brain aneurism, you were hypnotized prior to the trip so you would believe it was a dream. you were you in a different timeline for a brief moment, and that same timeline will have no such Munch going 'boing', all thanks to you. think Twelve Monkeys.

dunno what Lorne was doing pretending to be her dad or whatever though. that's fucked up, man. Lorne must be fucked up in that timeline.

Posted 06-08-2014 at 02:24 PM by MA

Updated 06-12-2014 at 11:51 AM by MA (twelve monkeys. not thirteen. th efuck am i on)

	don't you just hate it when it happens Also, Lorne was Sherry's father because he was sent into another past timeline to become him. Dreampastalttimception.
	Posted 06-08-2014 at 08:08 PM by Varrok Updated 06-08-2014 at 08:13 PM by Varrok

	I had a dream that Kelsey Grammar died last night
	Posted 06-09-2014 at 01:57 PM by Mr. Bungle

	Did you kill him? EDIT: By my definition of murder, you did.
	Posted 06-09-2014 at 09:40 PM by Varrok Updated 06-09-2014 at 09:51 PM by Varrok

	In my dreams it's always me doing the murdering, except that it's not murder due to legal loopholes that I had established in the dream's backstory. I have prequel dreams years later.
	Posted 06-10-2014 at 05:11 PM by Bullet Magnet

	I dunno. All I know is that he died. I guess since its my dream-world, I technically did kill him, seeing how I was the one who imagined him dead. Lock me up.
	Posted 06-10-2014 at 09:36 PM by Mr. Bungle

	I think I've never directly killed anybody in a dream. But I want to!
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 01:15 AM by Varrok

	: I have prequel dreams years later. Please tell me you're being serious. I have dremquels. Sometimes days, weeks and months apart from one another.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 09:17 AM by STM

	Do you have dreamterquels too? Or dream-offs, non-canonical ones?
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 09:21 AM by Varrok Updated 06-11-2014 at 10:09 AM by Varrok

	Both. :P My dreams are beyond bizarre most of the time so any running canon between them is even weirder.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 10:07 AM by STM

	Do you have badly directed dreamakes? Or dreamasters of your old dreams?
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 10:08 AM by Varrok

	Michael Bay directs my dreams. So make of that what you will.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 10:11 AM by STM

	Your dreams must be... mindblowing
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 10:29 AM by Varrok

	I tend to use a lot of brain cells creating mind blowing realistic dreams. Unfortunately, there are so few brain cells left to devote to anything else the stories are just like everyone else's dreams: skin deep, fairly unbelievable and make very little sense.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 10:53 AM by STM Updated 06-11-2014 at 11:07 AM by STM

	Sometimes I have dreams that link to dreams months earlier. Sometimes I have dreams where I just think that's the case.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 11:15 AM by MeechMunchie

	: Sometimes I have dreams that link to dreams months earlier. Sometimes I have dreams where I just think that's the case. I suspect that in most cases it's the latter. Sometimes I dream that I'd previous had a dream, much like a TV show's 'Previously on...' segment at the beginning.
	Posted 06-11-2014 at 06:50 PM by Nate

	Haha you guys have some really cool dream structure! mine are just random stuff.
	Posted 06-12-2014 at 12:14 AM by Renney77

	Mine seem random and sporadic. One day I'll be dream of being in a castle with a pretty girl, next I'll be riding furry bunny-frogs through a grove or talking to some internet person I admire but haven't ever met. Dreams, man.
	Posted 06-12-2014 at 04:07 AM by Mr. Bungle

	i wish i had dreams like that. i don't seem to remember them anymore.
	Posted 06-12-2014 at 11:50 AM by MA

	I wanted to make an another blog for that, but this one is in the way, so... : MY REP POWER HAS TWO DIGITS NOW. THAT MEANS MY OPINIONS MATTER NOW. NEGREPS EVERYBODY.
	Posted 06-18-2014 at 08:46 AM by Varrok

	You're on your way, kid. You're on your way.
	Posted 06-18-2014 at 02:13 PM by STM

	It's funny that negrepping people makes them have less rep power (because of rep points drop), which makes my rep power even bigger and more important (relatively). You're going down, biatches
	Posted 06-18-2014 at 02:23 PM by Varrok

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