man Im eating a blue berry muffin

Blue berry is an incredibly inferior snack. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you. Look, I know we hardly know each other, but I do care for you to a degree. You don't have to stoop this low, DM.

Okay, to start off, let's state why the blue berry muffin is a bad snack in general. It is a bread based food, and will fill you a bit. A snack shouldn't be anything with sustenance, it should be something to trick your mind into thinking your eats to hold you over until the next meal. With that, it also contains un-natural sugar (unless your eating some weird organic thing). This stuff is bad to absorb when your body is hungry, as it will store the sugar into your weight. Another reason it's a bad snack, is that it is messy. A snack needs to be something fairly fast, so having to pick up 50,000 crumbs is not going to help. Yes, some muffins have packages, but still, those things tend to explode.

Alright, now that you can see why it's such a bad snack, let me give you some alternatives.
-Carrots: easy cleanup, non-filling, and hardly any sugars at all.
-Apples: Moderate cleanup, barely filling, and only natural sugars.
-Cheese: A bit of cleanup, not filling, what sugars? Do note to not eat too much though.
-Yogurt: A fair amount of cleanup, a bit filling, only natural sugars.

Seriously though, blue berry muffins are great.
This is the longest I've ever spent on a joke here.

Around 2 years or so after creating this account I discovered that I could fit an entire muffin in my mouth, which is why most of my other accounts are GeneralMuffins except for this.

On 90% of websites, I'm FlamingCarrot. If it's taken, RideTheWalrus, and failing that, FatalTraction. I've never needed more than that.

One-offs included PhishPhace, Username and BlobbyBlob.

I either use my name, or blinx503.

I think we've talked before then, I remember seeing a generalmuffins before.

Blueberry is the king of muffins!


Raspberry-White-Chocolate is the scheming Grand Vizier of Muffins.

important update: TWO muffins

The snack kingdom crys....

The best muffin I've ever tasted was white dough with a hollow in the middle, that oozed hot lemon sauce, topped with tiny lumps of sugar and white chocolate drizzled over it.

It was the best.

I liked your Username username MM.

I liked your Phylum phylum Phylum.

I always go by Manco or AmazingManco, usually because Manco has already been taken on most larger websites.

I do not have the patience or imagination to come up with interesting/unique usernames on the fly.

I just stick with Golgotha, Edelweiss or Aedelvice. Scrabtrapman is, of course, a one off name.

Phylum, phylum, phy1um, plylum919, Phylum_919, PhylumMott, phy1ummott, etc.

I'm really boring.

my personal favourite is Phylum_919

Dingo, Jimbojones, Toast and a few others i've forgotten on old sites. oh and Jase. i only go by Maaaaaa here.

i like phy1ummott. sounds like some kinda slug pokemon. idk why

Phylummott

only ever used Mr. Bungle on this site and tbh i hate the username. Please let me change it, Nate! I'll perform sexual favors. or, preferably, just regular favors. but I'll do anything

I go by "demigod" on other sites, mostly music forums and on steam. other places it's often been my first name plus numbers, or something random i come up with on the fly. don't use too many different forums though.

I'd perform morally questionable acts to get a name change or a title.

I like FlamingCarrot more than MeechMunchie, but then I also like Magnus more than Albert - doesn't mean I'm rushing to fill out a deed poll. I got an identity, yo'.

I actually changed my Steam name to Señor Meechio so people in the OWF group would know who I was.