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Would Immensely Appreciate People Reading This!

Posted 05-20-2014 at 04:19 AM by STM
Hello folks!


So, I can't remember where or not I posted here but basically my GF suffers from asthma, but can't afford insurance, medical bills or any of that shit to get it sorted properly. Any way, we're looking at buying her a CPAP machine to help her breathe. My girlfriend is waking up twice every night now from asthma attacks and she's rapidly working her way through the little medicine she has left.

Why am I writing about it here though?

I am going to put the money I can spare towards buying a CPAP machine, but I still need an additional $200 to $300 to help with buying the damn thing. I understand this is a lot of money, and I'm hoping I've come up with an idea of how I might maybe be able to raise a chunk of that money...and because OWF has been for me, a refuge of kindness, and because I have come to know some of the most amazing people ever on this site, I am hoping maybe a few people might be able to help...

I have decided to embarrass myself

As you guys know, I am a 6ft tall bloke, not exactly small by most people's definitions of the word and, though I am not exactly manly, I'd not call myself feminine either. So what better way to raise some money than by dressing up in drag?

In the hope of raising some money I am pledging to go full on drag queen, I'm talking shaved legs, beard, arms, moustache etc, dressing up in a dress or whatever, make up, the full lot. An English Conchita Wurst but without the beard and nowhere near as fabulous. Any way, I know some people here would probably like to have a good laugh at my expense, so I'm wondering if anyone might be willing to help me by chipping in a couple of dollars so I can buy this machine for my girlfriend and stop her from having these really fucking scary asthma attacks.

I'll be taking a fuck-tonne of pictures, providing I can get the funds, and hopefully...yeah...I dunno maybe some people will show us a kindness and have me forever in their debt.

Also I absolutely 110% understand times are tough and more over this sounds like a fucking Unicef charity ad. I also completely get that people do not really know me all that well and that is after all just a forum, so I'm not expecting a single person to donate, but I figured I'm gonna be posting something similar to Facebook as well, so why not here also.

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STM's Avatar
Right?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard~
Posted 05-21-2014 at 07:06 PM by STM

Slog Bait's Avatar
I don't need an excuse to dress up like a girl EHEHEH
Posted 05-21-2014 at 08:55 PM by Slog Bait

STM's Avatar
I don't get it.
Posted 05-25-2014 at 04:09 PM by STM

STM's Avatar
This is just a notice for the OWF folk who donated to me (MA and Xav, if there's anyone else I'm forgetting then you should have donated more, faggots), so erm, someone hacked Amy's bank account and we're in the process of getting her a new card. FORTUNATELY no money was stolen but yeah, they were trying to access her pin a couple days before the money went into the account. This means that whilst I will still have the pictures up this week or the beginning of next, I won't be able to buy the actual machine probably for a week or two, which fucking sucks. I really hope they still have the one we want still on sale by then.
Posted 05-28-2014 at 04:33 PM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
if i were a billionare i'd donate a million dollars

if i were a millionaire i'd donate 500K

if i were a wealthy man i'd donate a few thousands

if i wasn't dirt broke i'd donate at least 20-30 dollars

but i am dirt broke
so i'll just donate this comment
Posted 05-29-2014 at 04:58 AM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
<3 aww, well at this point I'm taking moral support so hey ho.

UPDATE 2: I have bought the clothes and they're expected to arrive in 17 days for some stupid reason.

Here's what I got:



Posted 05-31-2014 at 05:59 PM by STM
Updated 05-31-2014 at 06:11 PM by STM

 






 
 
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