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Hedgehoggious Poggious

Posted 05-06-2014 at 01:31 AM by Splat
Updated 05-06-2014 at 05:51 AM by Splat
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Do you wana pop out and buy some sugar and stuff at some point today tomorrow or fri?? I think we need sugar and coffee and pick up some squash too also check the teabags. I can get it all Fri if its easier!
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I’ll see what the weather is doing. If it’s like it is today, I’ll be staying inside.

Preferably hiding under some coats (no idea why – possibly channelling my inner hedgehog).
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Some days I wish I were a hedgehog.

Write me a poem about that. I want to hibernate.
Oh, I dream to be a hedgehog -
It would be a merry treat.
All winter I would slumber,
All summer I would eat.

I would travel at a trundle;
I would feel no need to race.
Curiosity's a wonder
When you walk at snails' pace.

I would, if danger threatened,
Raise my spikes and curl up tight
And scream "COME AND HAVE A GO THEN!
THINK YOUR 'ARD?! I'LL SEE YOU RIGHT!"

Yes, I dream to be a hedgehog;
It really would be sweet!
All winter I would slumber,
All summer I would eat.

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YES!!! I like it I would so love to be a hedgehoggious poggious
(The co-worker who shared this conversation left last week.)
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My spike is piercing
Through darkness condencing
Obsessively dancing
With no mercy sensing.

My blood is enraged
Though dream is so fleeting
I scream
And the fitting
Of flattening beam
Of despair
Is managed
To perish or dare.
To dare to fight
For the enfeebled light
Of nightmare.

My animal senses are no more now here.
My weak and pathetic old body is fear.
My spikes have decayed and forever, I fear,
My poor sullen corpse shall dissipate here...

I've fallen in the shadows...
I've missed the promised meadows...



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The ballad of the ancient dreamer, who was bitchy enough to have a wish to become a hedgehog...
Posted 05-06-2014 at 06:36 AM by gishygleb

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CRAAAAWLIIIING IIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIN

This just reminds me of my old GCSE English room. I was seated up front to keep me on task - though it just resulted me repeatadly reading the aptly titled "Hedgehog Poem" where the stanzas were arranged to form the shape of a Hedgehog. I still believe that poem is how I got an A in both Language and Literature
Posted 05-06-2014 at 08:25 AM by JayDee

Crashpunk's Avatar
Sonic is my Name.
Speed is my Game.
Posted 05-07-2014 at 12:18 PM by Crashpunk

What. The. Fuck.
Posted 05-07-2014 at 12:30 PM by gishygleb

Crashpunk's Avatar
C'mon.
Step it up.
Posted 05-08-2014 at 06:27 AM by Crashpunk

Sindel Lowkick-StepUp?
Posted 05-08-2014 at 07:43 PM by gishygleb

Splat's Avatar
Glish-gleb, gleshy glish,
A dry pool stirs at my feet,
Autumn leaves call softly.


I'm sure that wasn't a proper haiku.
Posted 05-09-2014 at 04:34 AM by Splat

Behold the true haikku.

The moon is red, red like wine.
The star of despair falls.
Leaves cover my flesh.
Posted 05-09-2014 at 09:14 AM by gishygleb

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Incredibly, you don't even accomplish what most people think is haiku but really isn't.
Posted 05-09-2014 at 10:14 AM by Wings of Fire

Was that meant to insult me?
Posted 05-09-2014 at 11:12 AM by gishygleb

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Haiku is fucking lost on the English language.

As far as I understand it, Haiku is all about the beauty of how each individual phoneme/ syllable sounds juxtaposed against the next.
Posted 05-09-2014 at 09:09 PM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My timing is poor
And my rhyming is as well
Posted 05-10-2014 at 03:12 AM by MeechMunchie

Roses are red
Consuming everything.
Violets are blue
Yielding to darkness.
Darkness of glue
Of this poor methoding.
They are now mad,
Mad as the loveless.

My timing is poor:
I crawl in my skin,
And rhyming as well:
I cry and cause tremor,
But r'member that memor':
The day, when I fell,
That my manikin:
He was... Demi Moor.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 06:19 AM by gishygleb
Updated 05-10-2014 at 06:29 AM by gishygleb

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Roses are Tits
Violets are Tits
Tits Tits Tits
Tits
Posted 05-10-2014 at 07:08 AM by Vyrien

Tits? Disgusting.

Vyrien, you are in a need of some discipline.
Posted 05-10-2014 at 08:39 AM by gishygleb

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
Posted 05-10-2014 at 10:28 AM by MeechMunchie

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia HOLY FUCKING SHIT KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE CALL THE UN
Posted 05-10-2014 at 11:14 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Soviets are red
Ukraine is half blue
Put them together
And everyone's screwed
Posted 05-10-2014 at 04:27 PM by MeechMunchie

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Posted 05-11-2014 at 11:21 AM by gishygleb

 

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