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Foie gras.

Fae gross?

They are. I hear eladrin are tasty, through.

BM eats at a medieval banquet table and serves the latest beheaded traitors.

i never get an invite.

You're not cool enough to sit with BM.








None of us are.

Not only is it a medieval banquet table, he sits on the most glorious throne to watch over everyone...



...and to make sure we're sitting organised in rows on the old rickety table in the back left corner of the room.

he even has his own private set of gallows.

i want my own private set of gallows. haven't i earned that right yet?

You mean you don't have a private set of gallows? Surely you're on about an extension.

You know, gishy, just because the rule is that you shouldn't have more than one blog in the top five, doesn't mean that you must have a blog in the top five.

If I must. I shall werk hard to be on the top... forever.

You don't have to work hard to be on top forever. That just involves posting at the right time.

Deserving to be on top, however... that's a more difficult task.

De-Serving to be on the top? Whose whore shall I be?

OWF isn't about whoring... it's all about seduction. Give us what we want.


Protip: The way you've been posting since you returned isn't what we want.

Oh hell no! Only for extra 5$.

OddRun postponed.