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Did you know that JAW designed sex toys?

Posted 03-28-2014 at 10:01 PM by Nate




I can't wait for the Oddworld branded version.
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Varrok's Avatar
They've added penises and vaginas to NnT. It's yet to be announced
Posted 03-28-2014 at 11:52 PM by Varrok

Xavier's Avatar
How did you stumble on this Nate, how?
Posted 03-29-2014 at 01:51 AM by Xavier

RoryF's Avatar
What do you mean he 'stumbled on' it?
Posted 03-29-2014 at 03:31 AM by RoryF

Nate's Avatar
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How did you stumble on this Nate, how?
I saw it on the shelf in a sex toy shop. What are you finding difficult there?
Posted 03-29-2014 at 05:10 AM by Nate

Manco's Avatar
I imagine stumbling on one of these would potentially be very painful.
Posted 03-29-2014 at 05:45 AM by Manco

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I don't get it, what is it?
Posted 03-29-2014 at 06:12 AM by JennyGenesis

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
How many of these do you have, Nate?
Posted 03-29-2014 at 08:07 AM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
You should see what they did with 100% authentic fleech tongues.
Posted 03-29-2014 at 11:50 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
those at JAW better provide free water wings with those.

otherwise DISCRIMINATION
Posted 03-29-2014 at 02:17 PM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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I don't get it, what is it?
How do I put this delicately...

You push it up your arse and then use it to pump water into your rectum.

I'm not a very delicate person.
Posted 03-29-2014 at 04:49 PM by MeechMunchie

MA's Avatar
really? i thought it was some fucked up water-powered fleshlight or something.
Posted 03-29-2014 at 05:25 PM by MA

Nate's Avatar
MeechMunchie is incorrect and MA is closer to the mark.
Posted 03-29-2014 at 09:38 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
Haha.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 12:58 AM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I know what a fleshlight is, but a water powered fleshlight? I'm just bloody confused now.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 02:10 AM by JennyGenesis

Nate's Avatar
I'm not entirely sure whether it's a fleshlight or closer to a wang pump. All I could tell from the packaging was that you put water inside and must ensure that there is a tight seal against your... yourself.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 02:21 AM by Nate

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Uhhh, ok...
Posted 03-30-2014 at 08:42 AM by JennyGenesis

MA's Avatar
YOU FILL IT WITH WATER SLAM IT ON YOUR COCK AND PUMP IT LIKE JESUS

also MM has a fetish for giant rectal syringes. and doctors.

he's not a very delicate person.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 10:41 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
Well, who doesn't have a fetish for giant rectal syringes? I think we all do but we're just too delicate to talk about it.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 01:06 PM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Do we need another sex thread?
Posted 03-30-2014 at 02:19 PM by JennyGenesis

Jordan's Avatar
Yes we do.
Posted 03-30-2014 at 11:45 PM by Jordan

Nate's Avatar
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YOU FILL IT WITH WATER SLAM IT ON YOUR COCK AND PUMP IT LIKE JESUS
You should get a job writing instruction manuals.
Posted 03-31-2014 at 02:04 AM by Nate

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Probably do a better job than those idiots that write "May contain nuts" on a pack of salted peanuts...
Posted 03-31-2014 at 04:32 AM by JennyGenesis

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Aren't cock pumps supposed to be dangerous?

Nate & Erotic Water Pump Best Couple '14
Posted 03-31-2014 at 05:21 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
I'm counting that as a vote.
Posted 03-31-2014 at 08:35 AM by STM

 

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