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Something Strange..

Posted 01-14-2014 at 02:25 PM by Scrabaniac
So i finally met my new girlfriend's parents Last night, and being typical parents they tried their best to embarrass her. so they dug up the baby photos and tried humiliating her. Then her mum pulled out a tag from the album which showed the date and time of her birth. i them discovered that we were born not only on the same day, but at EXACTLY the same time too!? This is really strange for be because my previous Girlfriends were not too far off.. My ex was born a day after me, and my ex before that was born a day before me.. Hopefully our relationship will last, but how is it that three times in a row this has occurred?!
And no.. She is not my twin for the 150th time haha!
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Oddey's Avatar
Is she your twin?
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:05 PM by Oddey

abe619's Avatar
my ex before the last one had the exact same day, only 2 years younger, and one of her bffs has the exact same day and age...but yes I can see how strange it is in your case, not only did it happen 3 times, but the exact same time in the third one? O.o
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:05 PM by abe619

MA's Avatar
she's your long-lost estranged sister.

sick fuck.
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:12 PM by MA

Nate's Avatar
How did you not know your girlfriend's birthday before meeting her parents?
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:21 PM by Nate

Job McYossie's Avatar
Maybe the other two relationships didn't work because they were only close, but not exact, and now that you're dating someone with perfect birth timing, the planets will align and you two will be the happiest couple in existence. Hope she wasn't too embarrassed by those photos, I hate it when my folks decide to pull out my baby photos.
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:27 PM by Job McYossie

STM's Avatar
Man that's weird. I thought having my birthday within 3 weeks of my girlfriend's was weird.

You're probably twins.
Posted 01-14-2014 at 04:38 PM by STM

Phylum's Avatar
Nate, I took that sentence to mean that he discovered they were born at the same time in addition to the same day.
Posted 01-14-2014 at 05:23 PM by Phylum

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
They're not twins, they're gender-swapped alternate-universe versions of each other. This makes their relationship worse than incest. It's masturbation.
Posted 01-14-2014 at 11:58 PM by Bullet Magnet

Varrok's Avatar
Don't be silly, BM. We all know what really happens there:

You two are basically the same person. You are in your house with your parents, and they're trying to humiliate you as they always do. You also suffer from a severe personality disorder, hence the illusion of girlfriend.

EDIT: Masturbation is worse than incest?!
Posted 01-15-2014 at 12:32 AM by Varrok

Wil's Avatar
I liked the bit where the joke hit. That was good.
Posted 01-15-2014 at 01:14 AM by Wil

Varrok's Avatar
Ouch.
Posted 01-15-2014 at 05:31 AM by Varrok

Scrabaniac's Avatar
Obviously I knew when her birthday was before I met her parents, I found out the exact time that day. I can assure you she is not imaginary either, she feels, smells and tastes pretty real to me! And she's not my twin sister as she was born about 30 miles away from me. Either that or I have a magician of a mother!
Posted 01-15-2014 at 06:02 AM by Scrabaniac

Jordan's Avatar
Do people's parents actually pull out baby pictures to embarrass their child?
Posted 01-15-2014 at 08:01 AM by Jordan

STM's Avatar
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And she's not my twin sister as she was born about 30 miles away from me. Either that or I have a magician of a mother!



Too far?
Posted 01-15-2014 at 08:17 AM by STM

 

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