You know...

...personally, I don't celebrate Christmas, as I stopped believing anything a few years ago, but I'm put in a kind of special mood, so I decided to say a few things anyway.

Well, you may not think of me as of a very caring person, most of the time I act like a dick, but, though I don't show it, I do feel bad when I read those sad blogs of OWF members. You do have lots of lots of problems, some of them are quite small and not important, some of them are enormous. So... I hope you'll do well in the future. Especially >your_name_here<.
Yes, you! *points his finger at you*
Have a Merry Christmas / Other Holiday / Day!