Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll: Definitely Bi

Spectated and performed...

Oh, man. Did you get mad about gay joke?

No, I was saying that it was pretty lame. xD


And that you're fat.

I vote we should go to GameFAQs or the MLP forums and start calling them gay. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Yes. Definitely. Absofuckinglutely. I'm already pissing myself with laughter at the mere idea. Ha ha. Great funny times.

You're all gay.

You really are.

I had to try again, I guess. The first one wasn't up to STM's high standards for gay jokes.

Does that include you then OANST?

Everybody's gay but me.

So gay.

I am aware I just spoilt it

Nobody likes you Vyrien. This is why I had to change my number.

<3

i didn't mean to offend. UNLIKE OANST THAT CUNT

hate him again

NoU

No, it is you, Gaytard McGrabbyhands. Your Royal Dicktouchingness. You swallower of jizzum.

I don't know. I feel compelled to make gay jokes since you smarmed on me for contributing to the running joke of how everyone here is gay. I guess I'll keep hitting you with lame gay jokes until I get sick of it.

Is that a dick in your ass, or a misplaced comma?

Berate me all you like, all you're succeeding in, is giving me a semi. <3

I'm going to take my time and think of something to get you back with properly, just taking the mick out of how disgustingly fat you are is starting to get a little tired, I think.

I get tired a lot because I'm so fat.

no me? no you!

stop being gay. i want straight/in denial STM back.

I'm not even that gay. =I

I'll take vagina over dick 98 times out of 100. Unless I'm drunk.

I'm drunk a lot.

What if the vagina was attached to a man? Or the dick attached to a woman? WHAT THEN, HUH?

I don't mind dick-chicks, actually, as long as the change is believable I think it's pretty damn hot. Cuntboys, less so, though.

I like tits and vaginas. Fuck dicks, why would I like dicks? I have a dick.

One doth protest too much, Bungle. JOIN US.

But that's only like three steps away from tomboys, and tomboys are the best kind of girls.

Just not really my cup of tea, like, I've yet to see a cuntboy I'd tap.

I know a guy whose strongest fantasy is manga chicks-with-dicks. He told me that he finds vaginas scary. As for why he doesn't just fantasise about guys-with-dicks... I think he just doesn't want to admit to himself that he's gay.

You've told this story before. Geez Nate, get some new stories.

yeah, Nate. like BM, he's got some new stories. the latest edition being The Battle With My Inner Octigi.




i'll stop doing that now.

It may be that he finds the female body attractive but not the male, with the exception of the genitalia.

Or it might be an anxiety problem and thus finds refuge in the familiar.

I like the way you think.