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Fucking Relationships

Posted 08-23-2013 at 06:29 AM by OANST

are pretty great. Almost all of the problems with our relationship that I went over in the last blog have been ironed out. Stephanie, and I keep finding ways to fix the problems that inevitably arise when two alpha personalities spend a lot of time together, and we keep fixing them in a way where we can understand each other, and keep them from coming up again.

We've decided to start house hunting, and I can't wait. I'm going to come home every day to the most beautiful person I've ever known in my life, and that makes me unbelievably happy. I loved April because of the life we had with our child, and how happy it made me to be part of a family. I love Stephanie because I love Stephanie, and no bipolar disorder, or ptsd on my part could make me feel less for her.

Now, let's start the stress of finding a house.

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	So... this blog wasn't about sex after all
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 06:38 AM by Varrok

	As Jake says, "house hunting is wild!"
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 08:32 AM by Bullet Magnet

	That is probably my favorite song ever. I should make Steph listen to it over and over in the car as we go to view houses.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 08:59 AM by OANST

	Oh, one tiny hiccup that I forgot to mention. She hasn't had her period since the abortion, and it's looking more and more like I knocked her up again. Yay me.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 09:34 AM by OANST

	Do we need to have the talk again?
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 10:06 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Imbecile, don't you realise this is a sign? God wants you to have babies. You're probably getting rid of the second Jesus or something. Also yay for feeling happy and shit.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 10:48 AM by STM

	We were sort of careful...... but we decided after one attempt with a condom that we both hated that, so moved to the pull out technique. It may have failed me. Don't you guys love how open I am?
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 10:58 AM by OANST

	You're just too old to feel shame, nothing special.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:19 AM by Varrok

	Better than being too fat to see my toes.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:27 AM by OANST

	Has Steph considered getting an implant? I forget what they're called, IMC or something? I don't know, but they give a long period of protection and they're supposed to be one of the safest ways of doing all that. Pulling out just sounds like a cop out. =/ Plus, depending on the person, there's some sperm released in pre so, not much point.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:30 AM by STM

I heard the implant was super nifty even though the procedure can cost quite a bit.

Also, fingers crossed you find a house. My family's been searching for a more affordable place of living lately and it's been pretty much impossible. This is a problem because haha this house is too fucking expensive to rent and if we continue like this for much longer we're going to end up homeless with 5 animals. Hopefully you and Stephanie don't run into nearly as many problems.

Yay happy relationships

Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:37 AM by Slog Bait

	WERE YOU PEOPLE NOT PAYING ATTENTION? She had the IUD. I beat it. My boys blew through that shit.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:39 AM by OANST

	I swore you had said she'd gotten a different form of birth control done. Damn. Clearly she just needs to get every form going on at once and if she still gets pregnant then you might have god sperm or some shit
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:41 AM by Slog Bait

	Also, she's on the pill. The pull out technique is in addition to the pill. We're just both..... very fertile apparently.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:46 AM by OANST

	Also, we aren't sure right now. She'll take a test again in a few days.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:47 AM by OANST

	Also, holy fuck do I hate wearing condoms. Soooo sad to go back to that.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:48 AM by OANST

	Well, one of my mom's friends was on the pill, had a ring, AND had her partner use a condom every single time and magically became pregnant for the 6th time and is going to carry it out to term because abortion is against her religious beliefs, and my mom was on the pill when i was conceived. I really feel like the methods of birth control aren't nearly as reliable as they're stated to be.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:50 AM by Slog Bait

	Let's just hope her period is late? I'm going to laugh if a few months after this blog the same thing happens all over again, just saying
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 11:51 AM by Slog Bait

	So... this blog was about sex after all
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:12 PM by Varrok

	True.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:13 PM by OANST

	Actually, I think what it comes down to now, is I'm going to have to get a vasectomy. Noooot happy about that.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:15 PM by OANST

	Well, on the upside, you'd be able to have as much unprotected sex as you damn well please.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:27 PM by Slog Bait

	Watch you still get her pregnant again even after all that Hahahahahahahahaha
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:28 PM by Slog Bait

	You can't see it, but I'm wearing my serious face at you right now.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:34 PM by OANST

	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:35 PM by Slog Bait

	I suppose I had that one coming. As long as it wasn't coming on a 15 year old boy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:47 PM by OANST

	Goddamn, but I'm good at being mean. I PUSH HARDER!
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:47 PM by OANST

	D:
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:52 PM by Slog Bait

	I laughed a little at Slogbait's comment and then verbally OOOO'D at OANST's. And then I laughed. Also stop being a cunt on my FB wall. D= Also also, don't get a vasectomy. I hear that makes your balls shrivel up.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:53 PM by STM

	You love it, bitch.
	Posted 08-23-2013 at 12:56 PM by OANST

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