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Word from the 'wise' (or from someone with experience in this, at least): You should probably meet up first and spend some time together offline before declaring your love for each other.

Nep will force you to watch MLP. It's best to end it before anything bad happens.

also I like OANST's page stretching evil laugh. More of that please.

Yeah.... Not only is this gross because of HEY NEPSOTIC IS A FUCKING KID but it's also really silly because of HEY WE WON'T EVEN MEET FOR TWO YEARS

Haha, I knew one of you would bring that up. What you fail to realise is that I'm not actually a "fucking kid". Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make some happy bass music because happiness.
*makes happy bass music*


Trust me, we're pretty damn sure, and we talk in person all the time.
Damn, you need some new material.
Please can you elaborate?

Pretty sure I did.

Look, I don't particularly enjoy shitting on people's happiness, but let's be realistic here. You will never meet each other. This is not love. It's infatuation, and it's infatuation without even the benefit of sex to make it feel like love. So, your creepy over age boyfriend is going to eventually be your creepy over age ex-boyfriend, but hey, you were never really dating anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

I'm all for do whatever (but in this instance, not whoever) makes you happy. The thing is however, as with what OANST says, a long distance relationship, especially one where you've never met the other in person, face to face, is pretty naff. Relationships need physical contact to function. Eventually it'll just fizzle out, furthermore, it'll stop you from looking for choices closer to home that'll make you happier for longer. Also, Slogbait you best run before the CIA get word.

I don't give a shit what you think, and I wasn't asking for advice.

Wow that was painful to read. You actually have no idea what you're talking about.

If it works for the two of you, then fantastic. I've been there and done that myself and though it ended reasonably close to the far end of the scale of 1 to OANST, I'm pretty sure I'd do it again.

The best thing you can do is not think too hard about the future and keep it as private as possible. People are not going to understand and they're going to think they know better and they probably do, but this is something that belongs to the two of you and only you can make decisions.

That being said, I'm not going to unilaterally wish you all the luck and happiness in the world. I have my reservations, mostly to do with Nepsotic being too immature for this kind of relationship, but hey, I'm just some random guy on a forum you visit. I have no right to judge you or anything.

So yeah. Just coming from someone who has been through this and who has seen another couple of very dear friends go through this, it's not going to be easy. This is not an easy route to happiness. If the magic lasts, that's great, but don't make any commitments you're not going to be able to keep.

Of course you don't! But you did want it posted publicly on an internet forum filled with "speak their mind cunts," and Neppy, dear boy, this is gross. It's grody, and icky, and also maybe a little caca.

e: at WoFffff, OANST you speedy cacacunt.

Bollocks. The number of times I could have gone into a LDR but chose not to...

If you can't sleep with, or even fucking hold the person you're seeing, why bother? Telling someone you love them over Skype just doesn't cut it with me. Maybe I'm just an all or nothing person but I'll take real boobs (or in this case, cock) over those on a computer screen any day.

Also I'd like to point out I'm not judging. Personally I couldn't give two flying fucks what these guys do because it has no impact on my life whatsoever. My point, is that at 15, most people are too immature for a relationship or any sort, let alone one with someone like...four years older. Furthermore, Slogbait is gonna get a real fucking rough time if he so much as utters a word of this to anyone in real life.

The bottom line is you don't know what it's like therefore you can't understand it, therefore you're not even giving the idea a chance.

Here's some news for you: Anna was 14 when I 'met' her, 15 when I asked her out and 16 when I *ahem* met her. So fucking what? As immature as Nep can be on occasion I seriously doubt Slog Bait is grooming him.

And you are judging. You're sounding out your own judgemental opinion. You're being passive aggressive about it, but judging all the same.

I'm not even going to bother with OANST. There's not enough hours in the day and it'll only be the seventh or eighth time I've been intrinsically linked to pedophilia.

Yeah.... pedophilia is gross.

Most people, when they reach adulthood, choose not to date children who have neither finished maturing mentally, or physically. I suppose we can see that Slog Bait doesn't feel like "fitting in with the status quo."

When I was 16 I almost went to jail for fucking a 15 year old. We actually had classes together, and I'm not sure that I even realized that she was younger than me, or that it would have mattered, seeing as we were so close. But I do know that I would have never considered it at 20. You know, cause I wasn't desperate or gross.

But really, guys. The fuck did you expect?

What are the chances of this relationship working? Slim.
What are the chances of any relationship working? Slim.

So they've fallen in love and they're crooning over each other. So what? They're allowed to be. They're young, nerds, and in a sexual minority. Just keep it to the blogs.

The whole underage thing is a bit of an issue, but it's really your decision to make. One of my friends had a boyfriend about ten years her senior (she was about 17), and was bold enough to tell her parents. Everything worked out amicably. It doesn't happen often, but it can. You know, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING GOOD RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS.

Alternatively, if you're really serious about going long-distance for the first years, you may as well just wait until Nep's 18 and his parents can fuck off. IMHO 14 or whatever really is way too young for a grown man but hey it's not like you care about my opinions anyway

Just thank God The 1533 Acte for the Punysshement of the Vice of Buggerie was overturned.

In case you guys hadn't figured it out,when we DO meet I won't be underage.

Oh boy... oh boy this blog. Oh dear lol.

Between the distance, never meeting each other and having met each other on OWF out of all places... I think the age difference is the least of your worries. I doubt anyone is going to care about anything you guys do at this point. Just... don't record whatever webcam shenanigans you two get up to. Next thing you know we're all laughing at one of you for being in jail for producing child pornography. It won't be pretty. We'd have to come up with soap jokes and everything. Don't force us to do that, please.

It's really difficult to call me a grown man by any standards despite my age.

Everything concerning the age difference and legal issues etc were discussed and thought through before anything was decided. We're not stupid and I'm way too cautious to jump into a relationship like this without a second thought.

I promise none of you will ever have to be making any soap jokes, Havoc.

oh. for the record i didn't realize Nep's age until reading through this. now i feel like Fagin. i've also passed caring.

you know sometimes i'm actually glad i have such a disconnection from reality, because when things turn stoopid i can just change the channel and not give a damn. the problem is reality continues regardless of what channel i'm watching.

bollocks. "oh its never happened to you therefore you have no fucking idea or right to pass comment". let's be realistic, we're in a blog that's soul intention is to get a reaction out of us. to try and stir the forum up a bit. people will pass comment. people will judge. some people, like me, ultimately don't care either way. you can't stop that opinionated tidal wave just because you have first hand experience in the subject. not one iota of it.

i have a motto for this, crude but befitting: opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one, and they all stink.

of course my own opinions smell like roses and freshly-baked bread.

Only if he comes to visit you. If you go the other way round... well, I don't know which state Slog Bait lives in. It varies.

I'll be moving around very often for the next year or so, it'd be nearly impossible for him to catch a good time to visit me considering he has school and all and I'm in a very bad situation financially.

Also, I was kind of adamant about him waiting until I was able to visit him for the sole reason that the age of consent changes from place to place, and it's really just better to stay on the side as safe as something like this can possibly get.

A very disappointed "awwwwww" was had, but we basically shook hands on it so... yeah.

That's not what I said.

'I can't see this working.' This is an opinion
'This won't work because I can't see it working and really why are you even trying. It's stupid and nothing will ever work out.' This is a judgement derived from an opinion. It's also objectively false. One simple google search will tell you that much.

Also advice based primarily on ignorance, no matter how good the intention, can never be good advice.

Addendum to my last post: Slog Bait, bear in mind that if Nepsotic is still underage where you're from when you go to visit, it might still be illegal to 'visit' him even in the UK. Many countries have laws against people having what they consider underage sex in other countries with laxer laws. I'm not sure about the US, but I'd look in to it before going. And please take a tape recorder with you, because I can't help but think but that would be a hilariously awkward conversation to have with a lawyer.

Everyone is sort of assuming they'll be meeting for sex on the first date. While this is a fair assumption, the last time I checked, there's no law against going out with someone under the age of consent.

I was working on the assumption that Slog Bait would be going to visit for more than a single date.

We're not meeting for over 2 years, let alone "visiting".

Eh, I'm done. This gives me the willies, and I don't want to give it anymore thought. Good luck, creepy weirdos.

how many other false judgements are in this blog, hm? and let's not forget about you doing some good ol' pre-judgeing yourself, my friend. now how do you know STM has no experience in similar matters, or that his opinions/judgements deserve to be merely brushed off as you have done? you don't, unfortunately. but you just completely overlooked them anyway and saw only your own experience, dismissing any contrasting input as being false or inferior. and hey, that may be so, but it's still kind of irritating. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

this is what gets me. lot of assumptions in that. kind of hypocritical really considering what you've just said. i'll have a go.

the bottom line is you don't know what it's like to work a farm therefore you can't understand it, therefore you're not even giving the idea a chance. my idea: robotic cattle.

i'll have to remember that sentence stencil. could come in handy.

If we're talking to bits that really get to you then I'll have to start off with this one

This is just... This kind of wordless arguing just makes me angry. We're left with this vague statement to come to our own conclusions about how heroic a figure of a man he is for not succumbing to the easy pleasures of the LDR. It's not easy. Long distance relationships are fucking TORTURE and I would never EVER recommend one to anybody.

As for me being biased through my own experience, please remember the part where my relationship ultimately failed. Please remember the part where I said I have good friends in a similar relationship. Please remember the part where instead of advocating LDRs, I said that we as people should damn well respect their decisions.

I'm all ready and prepared for STM to shoot back at me. What you quoted was deliberately provocative. If he has his experiences then he can argue against me. I don't see nor understand why I would consider the experiences he might have, when his wording and arguments leaned so heavily towards ignorance.

Also I don't understand your absurdum. There's no way I'd tell anyone who lived on a farm how best to run it unless I had my own experience or knowledge to back me up.