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Chocolate...

Posted 06-26-2013 at 09:46 AM by Vyrien
Updated 06-26-2013 at 09:55 AM by Vyrien
...and periods.

So the other day I went around to a friend's house whom I haven't seen for a couple of years, I was there for three hours.

The only thing she spoke about was chocolate, periods and the Kama Sutra, oh, and how her mother has stolen her boyfriend's Chocolate Orange lube. Thanks babe but I don't give a shit.

During my visit one of her Uni friends came round uninvited and they chatted about periods, chocolate and lube (of course) completely ignoring me. Inevitably the conversation turned to their sexual experiences and then suddenly I was the topic. For the next hour or so they made fun of me, belittling my sexuality and making casual passive aggressive remarks about how I'm 'a waste of a woman' because I'm asexual and how I should 'get the stick out of my arse and fuck someone.'

After the Uni friend left, my friend swore it was just a joke and I should stop being so uptight. I responded with 'jokes are supposed to be funny' and walked out of her house.

It was almost definitely the wrong reaction but I just felt so put out I had to remove myself from the situation.

I'm not sure what to do now, whether to accept it as an hour of bad decisions on her part or to just cut ties with her altogether. I'm still pretty angry about it.

Chocolate is good though.

edit: lol another sexuality blog, sorry about that.
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Crashpunk's Avatar
I was going to say "tell them to go fuck themselves" but they probably already have.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 09:54 AM by Crashpunk

Jordan's Avatar
I'd cut ties with them. Telling someone to "get a stick out of their arse and fuck someone" is not what friends do. You shouldn't say that to anyone, especially to someone who identifies as asexual.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:10 AM by Jordan

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Your friends sound like trash tbh
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:19 AM by MeechMunchie

Varrok's Avatar
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edit: lol another sexuality blog, sorry about that.
Even you, Vyrien? Even you?
*respect_lost*
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:20 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Eh. You sound thin skinned. Your friend does sound a bit like a retard, so that might be a good reason to ditch her, but the whole "They made fun of my sexuality" shit is very tired. Not by you. Just by people (especially in this forum) altogether. If I was your friend, I would make fun of you too. Not to be mean, but...that's just kind of what friends do.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:26 AM by OANST

Vyrien's Avatar
I'm so sorry Varrok. I truly am.

I try very hard not to take offense over anything because there's way too much hyper-sensitivity in the world already. This was horrible to sit through though, I felt like getting up and beating the shit out of both of them.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:30 AM by Vyrien

MeechMunchie's Avatar
As a sexually active hetrosexual male, OANST is clearly the most qualified person here to respond to this blog.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:30 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
There's a line though, there's banter and then there's being a cunt. Still, I don't think you should just stop being friends with her, she's probably just a bit confused by it because it's not what she's used to.

High five for sexuality blogs, also I'm so proud of you.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:36 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Meech knows what's up.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 10:51 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
Is she fat? I don't understand how you can have a full conversation about chocolate.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 12:12 PM by Nepsotic

Varrok's Avatar
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE
Posted 06-26-2013 at 12:50 PM by Varrok

Nepsotic's Avatar
I fucking love chocolate. You just can't have a conversation about it.
"You know, Bounty do a 3-pack now."
"Do they?"
"Yeah"

That's as long as that conversation can possibly go on for.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 01:38 PM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
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That's as long as any conversation I have can possibly go on for.
FTFY.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 01:51 PM by STM

Varrok's Avatar
He communicates verbally with other human beings? I smell progress
Posted 06-26-2013 at 01:57 PM by Varrok

Slog Bait's Avatar
Chocolate is fucking gross
Posted 06-26-2013 at 02:25 PM by Slog Bait

Vyrien's Avatar
Burn the Heretics.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 02:27 PM by Vyrien

MeechMunchie's Avatar
FUDGE FOR THE FUDGE GOD
Posted 06-26-2013 at 02:41 PM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
Get the stick out of your fudge, and eat it.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 03:29 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
I think your friend isn't just rude, but she's also ignorant. You could remain friends so that you can educate her on the fact that asexuality is a real thing. Or you could not bother.
Posted 06-26-2013 at 07:27 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
^ Hey, I did that for my brother and he's about as liberal as I am. He fully accepted me coming out after all, two years ago he'd have been mortified. =)
Posted 06-27-2013 at 03:05 AM by STM

Manco's Avatar
The trick is to kill their mood as soon as they start.

“Hey Vyrien, what’s up with asexuality?”
“None of your business, kindly shut the fuck up.”

I wouldn’t sever ties until you’ve tried to get through to her why what happened was shitty. You never know, maybe she’ll realize and apologize profusely.

On another note, why would someone with no sexual preference have a stick up their ass? That‘s something I’d expect from a kinky fetishist.
Posted 06-27-2013 at 03:12 AM by Manco

 

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