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Fucking allergies

Posted 05-19-2013 at 08:17 AM by Vyrien
Updated 05-19-2013 at 08:24 AM by Vyrien
I have an allergy to nuts, I also have a box of Cadbury's Roses.

After lunch I ate what I thought to be a country fudge when it was actually a brazilian darkness.

Cue throwing up, agonising chest and throat pain and full-body hives (sit down STM). Eventually my throat closed up completely and I had to use the terrifying epipen then get rushed off to hospital, I don't remember what happened after that, I think I blacked out.

It's over now, although I still have a horrifyingly itchy rash and my throat feels like it's had molten lead poured down it.

I was convinced I was going to die, I've never had a reaction this bad before.

Fuck.
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Varrok's Avatar
Ouch. But you're pretty alive now, and that's all that should matter
Posted 05-19-2013 at 09:02 AM by Varrok

Jbot123's Avatar
Sorry. Get weller sooner.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 09:16 AM by Jbot123

STM's Avatar
Man, those aren't even the good type of hives. Hope yer on the mend now, glad it wasn't as bad as it could have been and all that shit.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 09:18 AM by STM

mr.odd's Avatar
Dam, that's a scary predicament. Glad you're okay.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 09:33 AM by mr.odd

Nepsotic's Avatar
It's good your okay now, but did the nut taste good?
Posted 05-19-2013 at 09:48 AM by Nepsotic

Vyrien's Avatar
Thanks everyone, pain is subsiding now so I ate some crisps.

The nut was delicious Nep. I actually love the taste, whoever designed me is a fucker.

The worst part was when I got back home and realised I'd only taken two sips from my last can of Pepsi, now it's flat and shit.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 10:01 AM by Vyrien

STM's Avatar
Flat soft drinks are best soft drinks though...
Posted 05-19-2013 at 10:53 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
Not when they're made to be sparkling.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 11:22 AM by Nepsotic

RoryF's Avatar
They are until they're that shit flatness where they don't taste right. You have to drink them at optimum flatness.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 11:22 AM by RoryF

STM's Avatar
OddMan gets it.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 12:00 PM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Living life on the edge, I see.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 12:12 PM by MeechMunchie

Jbot123's Avatar
Flat Pibb is okay, but flat Sprite is awful. It depends on what you're drinking.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 01:18 PM by Jbot123

Jordan's Avatar
vyrien you are an absolute nutter
Posted 05-19-2013 at 01:21 PM by Jordan

Vyrien's Avatar
I'm nut amused.

This was the shit flat, it was also warm.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 01:30 PM by Vyrien

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Flat Dr. Pepper's alright.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 01:55 PM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
You should have put it in the fridge before you had your allergic reaction then. I mean, a bit stupid really...
Posted 05-19-2013 at 01:58 PM by STM

Slog Bait's Avatar
Most cherry flavoured sodas taste alright flat.
Posted 05-19-2013 at 05:28 PM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
What have we learned?
Posted 05-20-2013 at 12:19 AM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
Vyrien's dumb and flat soft drinks are better than fizzy soft drinks. >=c
Posted 05-20-2013 at 02:28 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
From the title of this blog, I thought this was going to be about a semen allergy. Which can actually happen, by the way.

But then I read the blog and realised it was actually quite serious and had second thoughts about posting that thought.


But then it turns out Vyrien is okay, so that's great.
Posted 05-20-2013 at 03:58 AM by Nate

Vyrien's Avatar
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You should have put it in the fridge before you had your allergic reaction then. I mean, a bit stupid really..
Well bugger me, why didn't I think of that? I feel like a total twat now.

Thanks Nate for having second thoughts about posting the thought which you posted. Although I really wouldn't have minded if you only had first thoughts about posting that thought and posted it regardless, your concern is very much appreciated.
Posted 05-20-2013 at 10:52 AM by Vyrien

 

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