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I kissed a girl

Posted 05-16-2013 at 07:47 AM by MeechMunchie

And she liked it!

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	I also accidentally bopped her in the side of the head with my nose, but that doesn't scan as well.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 07:47 AM by MeechMunchie

	Good work! Now try to have sex with her and weep miserably when you ejaculate before your dick makes it more than an inch into her vagina.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 07:53 AM by OANST

	Like OANST did. and still does
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 08:53 AM by Varrok

	Put her in your basement why you still have the chance. Nah but seriously, good lad.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 09:09 AM by STM

	She's now texted me to say she's not really interested in relationships. Because my life kind of sucks like that. Still, progress is progress.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 09:23 AM by MeechMunchie

	Don't give up though.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 09:58 AM by Vyrien

	On what, her, or relationships in general? Not that I have any intention of doing either. well, i do have the intention of doing her arf arf
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 10:03 AM by MeechMunchie

	With her, good luck!
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 10:29 AM by Vyrien

	You've been asleep for a week! Wake up!
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 10:48 AM by Bullet Magnet

	If it makes you feel better, I got a kiss today.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:04 AM by STM

	If it makes you feel worse, I didn't get any kisses today.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:08 AM by Varrok Updated 05-16-2013 at 11:35 AM by Varrok

	If it makes you feel nothing, I've been single for a year.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:15 AM by Crashpunk

	And I've been single forever! What do I win, besides anxiety and self-loathing? I win a prize, right?
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:21 AM by Nepsotic

	A single razor blade and a My Chemical Romance CD.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:25 AM by Crashpunk

	If it makes you feel any better, I had sex last night.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:35 AM by OANST

	I kissed a girl once, but it wasn't anything special. I was just transmitting the mutagen.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 11:54 AM by Jbot123

	: If it makes you feel any better, I had sex last night. With a guy. Gay. Ha!
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 12:01 PM by STM

	Does that make you feel any better, MM?
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 12:16 PM by Varrok

	I don't even know what's happening.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 12:33 PM by MeechMunchie

	Okay, but does that make you feel any better, MM?
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 12:37 PM by Varrok

	I'm waiting for the one... ...This may take some time. (Alternatively, this may be an excuse for being single since I was sixteen.)
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 01:36 PM by Splat

	To be blunt, I'm too hormonal to feel much of anything right now. And I've been single since I was zero.
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 01:37 PM by MeechMunchie

	: I'm waiting for the one... What? Even just for kissing?
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 06:10 PM by Nate

	Yes, Nate. Don't you know that frivolous lip contact is grounds for eternal damnation?
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 06:36 PM by Sekto Springs

	: Yes, Nate. Don't you know that frivolous lip contact is grounds for eternal damnation? That depends on where the lip is contacting...
	Posted 05-16-2013 at 07:47 PM by Nate

	And what lips you're kissing.
	Posted 05-17-2013 at 12:10 AM by STM

	Actually, not for kissing. There I have no excuse; just not had a girlfriend since I was 16.
	Posted 05-17-2013 at 06:50 AM by Splat

	you're all so frigid
	Posted 05-17-2013 at 08:11 AM by Jordan

	Yep. I don't go out. I don't do anything apart from playing games. I'm a loser.
	Posted 05-17-2013 at 08:16 AM by Crashpunk

	You should join a dom-sub dating site and put that as your intro, Chris. You'll have girls lining up to be with you.
	Posted 05-17-2013 at 08:46 AM by STM

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