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This blog was boring until the bit about beards.

It was boring again after it, too.

You're not old enough to be watching porn yet. Go play with your lego bricks and your action men, dude.

I guess most of the students never realized there's a connection between those two

Wait people complain that they don't have beards?

I fucking hate my beard.

Shaving everyday is a bummer, I remember first time I shaved and was very much like, 'hell yes, today I am a man', good god do I laugh at my naivety now.

Yeah, beards are the human male's primary sexual organ. There's a reason why it's so good at accumulating scrambled egg.

Do you only study this for one day?

I didn't watch porn. I just got curious on Wikipedia. P.S. Action men? Seriously?

Why not?

I bet he doesn't have Lego, he has Megabricks.

I used to play with Action Man, I had the one with the parachute that I threw out of the window and it became stuck in next-door's sycamore.

Those were the days.

My brother and I had action men, max steel and those army men the HMAF brought out.

I had an action man with a raft you could take apart and reconstruct into a variety of pointless shapes.

And a beard.

Action men? Mega Bricks? Are these more France People things?

Megabricks is a Canadian company you fucking retard.

I think you mean Mega Bloks.

Mega Bricks redirects to Mega Blok's parent company on wikipedia so I just rolled with it.

I couldn't exactly remember the name.

LEGOS. Get away from me with your Mega shit, idiot Canadians. E: @Plushnuts I may be a retard, but at least I don't waste time playing with "Mega Bricks"

*LEGO

my eggo

And you expect us to like you?

Leggo my Eggo? Anybody? It was a slogan for Eggo waffles.

Mega Blocks aren't that bad. The ones I got all had weird colours that Legos didn't come in once upon a time. And you could mix and match them with the Legos because the small ones were all the same. Good times.

Also there were Lego Eggos one time. I remember getting pissed that they didn't stack like the actual toys did. Psh.

I take it orange was in those weird colours.

It looks weird in Lego to me.

Lego now comes in a veritable Pantone swatch of colours.