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You could also ask friends, friends of friends, or family members if they need any gardening/handyman/cleaning work which they don't have time/aren't capable of doing and are willing to pay you some sort of cash-in-hand wage for.

It's stuff I've been doing for years - You may end up having to do really mundane tasks, but cash is cash.

I'm pretty sure the only jobs you can get before the age of 16 are under-the-table where your employer can choose to pay you as little as they want. If you're gonna do that, you better set a price for your services yourself, lest you work your ass off for a pittance.

I don't know what the minimum wage is in the UK, but don't let them pay you any less just because you aren't legally employed.

I appreciate the help, and I'm going to try to have a look around, but I can't concentrate. It seems to be getting worse, I'm such a pussy, who else gets this depressed when their computer breaks? Ironically, when I start to feel like this I make music or work on a synth. Everytime I hear electronic music, or any music it makes me feel horrible, and a YouTuber I can't remember subscribing to uploaded a tutorial on how to make an amazing growly bass in FM8 and the fact that I can't go to my PC and start making it is driving me to insanity. I mean, what a fucking retard. Nobody is this much of a whiny cunt, I know you said everybody my age does it, but not to this degree. I used to think I was better than all the other fucking sheep my age, and I guess that just makes me even worse than them. I hate them all, I guess in reality I'm just like Glishygleb.

I should probably go for a walk.

You're not Gishygleb, because you actually feel like shit.

We could debate how justified it is, but you're not a liar and you'll always have that one over him.

Please, you'll never be as cool as Gishy, Nep. He was a self-diagnosed depressive and that made him mega cool. Also he cried blood.

Seriously dude, hope things pick up for you somehow.