I Am Got Inked

nice one. who did it? how long did it take? if you don't mind my asking, what was the price? also why/what made you decide to get a tattoo? i'd always assumed you were the sort of bloke that weren't really into all that, obviously i was wrong.

i'm glad you got one. i love them. when i hopefully have some spare dollar in the distant future i fully intend to get a third on my upper arm. something like a dog or wolf or some shit. something that stands out and appeals to me. something canine-y.

Maybe you should have got a window, MA. Then that bloke wouldn't be so determined to tear his way out of your arm.

i could have got a window, but i said FUCK THAT SHIT I'M A MAAAAAAAAN

























three days later i found out i'd caught hepatitis C.






























only joking.































or am i?































no, i am.