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And god damn am I feeling those years. I don't feel old or really that much older, mind you. I was ten years old when this game came out and for some reason it really struck a chord with me. I won't put it up onb any PARTICULAR pedestal, it's just got a special place in my heart. As a matter of fact, most of those Final Fantasy games do. More on that later.
So I moved out of home into my friends apartment. I'd give you pictures, but it's literally my FRIEND'S apartment and his shit is still all up in there. Needless to say, I have almost as much closet space situated around the four sides of my room as floorspace and there is definitely the dessicated semen soaked remains of a friends 'love rag' haphazardly placed near my bed. Now this friend is living at home right now because he's major depressed, so this is sort of transient/will become official when another, seperate occupant of this apartment moves out.
I've enjoyed it so far. I didn't enjoy being fired from my government job with no fucking pretense whatsoever. Seriously, what the hell man? I put the effort in and they dumped me like a two days-putrefied colon full of oatmeal. Jeez.
In the meantime I'm working on mah music. Constantly. I've got nothing better to do than play this on a loop
And try to replicate it. Now keep that twelve minute video playing, I`m gonna try and match the flow.
My mother went apenuts bananashits after I left and shaved the dog. SHE SHAVED THE DOG!!!! He still loves me though, thankfully. Right now I'm pumping beers into my problem hole and trying to forget about my financial instability. I'm reading a lot of antimedia literature so don't be surprised if I am both absent or tenuous in my presence online because I don't need that shit beyond borrowing my friend Mitchell's to browse HORSE PORN ZOOPHILIA PROBLEM DICK DUST AND SAND IN GOAT VAGINA and check my email. Also posting this blog, thanks Mitchell.
If you fine fucks have any art or drawing requests, make 'em. I won't pretend my art is particularly nice or beautiful but I'll be damned if I haven't started crafting a unique look. Just god damn give me something to do with my time apart from playing les rallizes denudes christ.
I hope you're doing well and enjoying life. I must admit I've had a fair bit of pleasure lately considering myself a poorly associated wad of atoms blasting through space with no cosmic purpose.
Jesus, I'm gassy.
Recently I dickscovered that a MISS USA HOT ON DONKEY KONG ACTION pageant winner has been doing porno. Frankly, who better? So much effort goes in to crafting these ladies as wholesome, wonderful and definitely a good example for girls across the globe, but they all do porn. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE. MAYBE. The point is that she lost her crown and that's fucking stupid.
