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I bought a lemon.

Posted 02-11-2013 at 01:06 PM by JennyGenesis
Well, my first car has turned out to be a right dud. It has broken down on me 3 times so far!

The first time it broke down, it was snowing, I stalled the car, and couldn't get it started again, I put it down to the cold weather.

Second time, I was in work, on a rainy night, when suddenly I loose all my electrics, so I had to drive back to Dominos with my head out the drivers window as I had no lights and no wipers. I left my car at Dominos overnight and went back the next morning with a new battery to fit, so I fit the new battery, then noticed that there was a snapped fanbelt sitting on top of my alternator. So what happened was that the fanbelt snapped, so the alternator wasn't charging the battery, therefore my lights and wipers drained the battery.

3rd time was yesterday, I pulled off and the car started to judder, I just thought I didn't use the clutch properly, but no, the car continued to judder and I could get no power out of the engine. So I pulled onto the side of the road and there was a loud bang, I got out, there was a horrid smell and a spluge of oil behind my car.

So I got a family member to drive down, being stuck on the side of the road in the freezing rain is not cool, I completely lost it, I started to shout and swear, and kick everything in sight including the car. I know what happened, but instead of going to technical details, I basically gave the car a temporary fix by driving it home without the dipstick.

This week I have forked out £190 getting both driveshafts replaced on it, and a whole shed load of money on mechanical bits, but tonight in work, I had a bit of a shock.

I was in work, just made a delivery, I was about to go back to my car when a guy stops me and tells me he has the service history of my very car as it used to belong to his wife.

He then informed me that 2 years ago he sold the car for scrap...

Says it all really, I've been contemplating getting a new car, but now my mind is made up...
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Why did I think this wouldn't be a car blog?
Posted 02-11-2013 at 01:08 PM by Mr. Bungle

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Because lemons are yellow things that hurt if they are put in your eye.
Posted 02-11-2013 at 01:13 PM by JennyGenesis

Crashpunk's Avatar
*insert overused Portal 2 joke here*
Posted 02-11-2013 at 01:48 PM by Crashpunk

DarkHoodness's Avatar
Not going to say I told you so, but...

(I'm not smug about this, no offence intended. I just find it a little bit amusing.)

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£400 for an ancient car... Even if it's in good condition now, I reckon that you'll be spending at least half as much on repairs within the year. It's happened to all my friends and family who have bought cheap old cars unless they were lucky... Something to be aware of.
Posted 02-11-2013 at 02:41 PM by DarkHoodness
Updated 02-11-2013 at 02:43 PM by DarkHoodness

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I forgot about that hahaha, guess you were right, in fact I think I have spent more than £400 repairing it, I have a potential buyer though, it's somebody i know who is aware of all the trouble I've had, but he still wants it off me!

I'm not saying no, I'll get more out of him than I will off the scrap man.
Posted 02-11-2013 at 03:45 PM by JennyGenesis

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Should have got your parents to put more money towards your vehicle.
Posted 02-11-2013 at 04:17 PM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
no matter, they can put more money towards the next one.

MORE MONEE
Posted 02-11-2013 at 05:23 PM by MA

Nepsotic's Avatar
Holy fuck, where've you been the past 6 months?
Posted 02-11-2013 at 05:54 PM by Nepsotic

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Well my car broke down and I've been stuck on the side of the road.

Joking, I've been around, just not positing, haven't really had anything worth posting in any of the threads.
Posted 02-12-2013 at 01:48 AM by JennyGenesis

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I'm sorry that we're so beneath you.
Posted 02-12-2013 at 09:23 AM by OddjobAbe

 

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