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Dear Lord, It's Me Again

Posted 12-31-2012 at 09:18 AM by OANST
So, yes. I'm in a relationship again. This one also seems to be going really well, blah, blah, just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I'm kidding. The other shoe already dropped. She is soooo much fun, and we just laugh at each other constantly. With Anna, we clicked really well, but it did start to fade a bit. I was kind of new and interesting for her, because I was so unlike her, and so unlike anyone she knew, but new and interesting eventually always becomes old, and normal, so I think part of the attraction had worn off.

Stephanie, on the other hand, is more like me. I can see us amusing ourselves with our stupid sense of humor for a long time coming, and she is soooo sweet, and I really like it that I can tell being with me makes her happy.

Okay. The other shoe. Her family is fucking nuts. They found out that she stayed over my apartment one night, and threw a shit fit. They actually threw her out of the house because of me. Apparently, they are old school Lithuanian, and that shit doesn't fly even though she's 27 fucking years old. I've gotten messages about how people had better not see me around, and all sorts of other threatening shit. It's like I'm dating the daughter of the Lithuanian Tony Soprano except he's not as nice of a guy.

Oh, well. I don't give a fuck. I like her, and I'm not going to throw this away because her family is batshit. They'll get used to the idea, eventually.
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Jordan's Avatar
do you want us to form a gang and wage war against her family?
Posted 12-31-2012 at 10:26 AM by Jordan

OANST's Avatar
I think we may lose that battle.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 10:26 AM by OANST

Jordan's Avatar
most likely. get them on here and everyone can mindfuck them instead, that'll do the trick.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 10:35 AM by Jordan

OANST's Avatar
Right. I'm sure that old Lithuanian people are going to be totally excited about hanging out here. They may quit their jobs for it.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 10:48 AM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Pics or she doesn't exist.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 12:42 PM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
She doesn't exist.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 12:51 PM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Pics or she does exist.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 02:28 PM by Varrok

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

Still, it's good that you're not afraid to roll the dice and get excited about people. A lot of folks in your position would be pretty jaded and bitter.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 04:06 PM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
I am... no-one's good enough for my little Mathew.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 04:35 PM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
I can bring some Irish people to start a turf war against the Lithuanians.
Posted 01-01-2013 at 03:00 AM by STM

T-nex's Avatar
Dayum.. You're becoming quite the ladies man lately... Well you have turned into quite the stud! ;D The stud on a jacket that is.

Im not making any sense. Sorry.
Posted 01-01-2013 at 03:30 AM by T-nex

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
this blog is soooo disappointing
Posted 01-01-2013 at 05:53 AM by Disgruntled Intern

OANST's Avatar
You were hoping for more Taco Bell parking lots?
Posted 01-02-2013 at 06:44 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
Yeah, I get that.
Posted 01-02-2013 at 08:08 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
He gets that.
Posted 01-02-2013 at 08:38 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
I was the first one to get it.
Posted 01-03-2013 at 05:33 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Then Taco Bell got it.
Posted 01-03-2013 at 07:50 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
OANST should change his first name to 'Taco'.


I'm sure that I can't have been the first person to make that 'joke'.
Posted 01-03-2013 at 04:56 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
I think you were Nate. I am offended as hell right now, too.
Posted 01-04-2013 at 11:32 AM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
Good thing you're an apostate and don't believe in hell, then.
Posted 01-04-2013 at 04:17 PM by Nate

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
No, no parking lots. but your use of "soooo" is off putting.
Posted 01-07-2013 at 03:08 AM by Disgruntled Intern

 

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