Ode to Somebody I'll Never Know

You were in front of me in the queue,
Wearing shorts in the rain.
It was difficult not to stare at you.
(though tbh you looked pretty plain)

I'm glad you didn't go to the same film as me.
Cause you would've been a distraction.
You and your god damn muddy shoes and soccer shirt.

I wouldn't have been able to watch the movie.
It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
Just because of you and your socks smeared with dirt.